The Coffee Catastrophe

New
Mission: Love and LiesBy zqaluna
Romance
Updated Dec 25, 2025

The Monday after the New Hires Mixer dawned with a particular brand of corporate grimness. The Vireon Systems cafeteria had returned to its natural state: a monument to collective melancholy. Seraphine, Alexa Cross, stood near the coffee station, her body automatically cataloging exits and assessing threats even as she pretended to decide between oat milk and almond.

A low, weary hum of conversations echoed under the harsh LED lights. The air smelled of over roasted coffee, greasy sausages, and disinfectant. The climate control held the room at a precise 20 degrees Celsius, leaving a constant, slight prickle of chill on exposed skin.

It was in this back to business atmosphere that Luke Easton's morning disaster unfolded. He was a symphony of good intentions and clumsy execution, his focus entirely on the iced americano at the end of the line. He didn't notice the freshly mopped floor.

What happened next was a ballet of misfortune.

Luke's left foot hit the wet patch. His arms windmilled. His employee badge went flying, the lanyard somehow wrapping around the lever of the coffee grinder. As he stumbled forward, the lever pulled, releasing a cascade of dark roast beans that showered over him.

But the performance wasn't over.

In his flailing, he bumped squarely into Seraphine.

To any observer, it was a simple collision. But what happened in the split second of impact was anything but simple.

As Luke's body made contact, Seraphine's training took over. Her muscles reacted before her conscious mind could register the threat. Her core tightened instantly, her center of gravity dropping into a subtle, imperceptible stance that braced her against the impact. It was the same foundational posture she used when bracing for an explosion's concussive wave or steadying herself on a narrow ledge.

Her right hand, holding the hot latte, executed a minute, lightning fast counter motion, a barely there flick of the wrist that diverted the main force of the liquid's slosh away from her face and torso. The coffee still spilled, but the motion saved her from a scalding burn, distributing the liquid across her blouse in a wide, less concentrated splash.

Simultaneously, her left arm, which had been hanging loosely at her side, snapped up with trained precision. Her fingers splayed, not to push Luke away, but to create a controlled deflection. Her palm met his flailing arm with just enough pressure to redirect his momentum, subtly guiding his stumbling form past her rather than through her. It was a move she'd practiced a thousand times how to neutralize a charging opponent without revealing her strength.

The result was that while they both ended up drenched, the collision that should have sent them both crashing to the floor instead left them standing, off balance but upright, in a puddle of mixed coffee. The entire sequence took less than a second, hidden within the chaotic flail of limbs and the shower of coffee beans.

For Luke, the world was a whirlwind of shock and cold liquid. For Seraphine, it had been a calculated, instinctual response, her body operating on a different plane of awareness entirely.

He gasped, utterly mortified. "I—I was just trying to get coffee." He gestured helplessly at the beans in his hair and the badge dangling from the grinder. "I think the floor has it out for me."

In Seraphine's ear, her comms were active.

"Whoa," Victoria whispered. "Did you see that? Her recovery time was... impressive. For a civilian, I mean."

"Biometrics spiked and normalized in under two seconds," Theo noted, his tone shifting to analytical. "Fascinating neuromuscular response. Almost like... never mind. Probably just good reflexes."

"Artificer," Oracle's voice was calm but pointed. "Remember your cover. Most IT specialists don't have the balance of a cat."

Luke, completely oblivious to the display of secret agent agility he'd just witnessed, looked at her with wide, apologetic eyes. He was covered in coffee beans and embarrassment.

"I'm so sorry," he said, plucking a bean from his shoulder, another one stuck perfectly to his forehead. "I'm Luke Easton. And I promise, I'm not usually this... eventful before 9 AM."

He offered a sheepish grin.

Seraphine consciously forced her posture to soften, allowing a slight tremble into her hand as she accepted the napkins he offered a calculated performance of shaken composure.

“It’s… it’s okay,” she managed, crafting a flustered but amused expression. “I think we’re even. You got the hot, I got the cold.”

Luke's relieved grin was genuine. "Truce?" He finally noticed the bean on his forehead, blinking at it in surprise before pocketing it. "You know, I thought my presentation would be the most memorable part of my day. I stand corrected."

“Alexa,” she said. “IT.”

Luke's smile widened, as if he'd just been given a gift. But before he could form another sentence, a voice cut through the cafeteria’s hum.

“Cross! There you are!”

A man with a frazzled expression and a lanyard straining under the weight of a dozen keycards was hurrying toward them. It was Ben from the IT helpdesk. He gave Luke's coffee soaked, bean dusted state a brief, sympathetic wince before focusing on Seraphine.

“Sorry to interrupt,” Ben said, his voice tight with stress. “Hendricks is on the warpath. The new AuraSync firmware is bricking client devices, and the support lines are melting down. He’s declared 'all hands on deck.' He’s literally pulling his hair out.”

In her ear, Oracle’s voice was instant and sharp. “AuraSync… that’s a Novaris linked product. This could be a backdoor into their network. Perfect. Go.”

Seraphine allowed her expression to shift into one of harried concern, a perfect mirror of Ben’s. She threw a single, apologetic look over her shoulder at Luke. “Duty calls,” she said, the words feeling flimsy.

He stood there, a coffee bean still stuck to his temple, looking slightly bewildered but still offering a small, understanding wave. “Right. Of course. Uh, good luck with the… all hands!”

And just like that, she was whisked away from the warm, chaotic, and strangely appealing encounter, the cool, demanding air of the mission closing around her once more. The ghost of his smile, however, lingered, a distracting warmth in the sterile chill of the IT corridor.

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