RTA #10
Chapter 118: RTA #10- Prologue-Chapter 2
All the riffers are...
Tom Servo (T)
Crow T. Robot (C)
Mike Nelson (M)
Gypsy (G)
Lexsi Marinn (L)
Joel Robinson (R)
Jonah Heston (H)
Emily Connor (E)
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T- AHH!
E- Why are we all in here?
L- Maybe it's because we've reached the 10th RTA book and we need to celebrate.
M- By reading the 10th RTA book?
H- Might be George's idea of a celebration.
C- Yeah, one sec- HEY! ARE THERE ANY FORRESTERS IN HERE?!
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C- We're good. start the story.
PROLOGUE
STAR’S ROOM
PRESENT
“Am I melting?! AHHHHH!” Star screamed as she saw the acid trail down her paws. “POSITIVE VIBE! HURRY!” Foxgirl shouted as Star stopped melting and grew back.
E, L, AND T- (a la Hair) She asks me why... I'm just a hairy guy... I'm hairy noon and night...
“Now let’s see if I have the power I DESERVE!!” “NO! GET THAT POWER OUT!” “STOP! GET OUT OF HERE! DON’T TALK TO YOUR LEADER THAT WAY!!” Star yelled harshly
C- (deadpan) Oh wow. A fight scene.
as she used her star power as a beam of light flew Foxgirl out the window. “WHOOOOA!”
H- (deadpan) Woahhh...
shouted Foxgirl as she flew out. “SUPER WINGS!” cried Foxgirl as she formed wings and shot another beam back at Star. “HAH! STAR SHIELD!” Star shouted as she formed a galaxy shield in front of her. “STAR! YOU MUST STOP! FOR YOU ARE BEING GREEDY! LOOK AT YOUR PAWS! THEY ARE MELTING FASTER THAN BEFORE!”
M- I have no idea what's going on right now.
cried Foxgirl. “AAAAAAAAH! NOOOOOOO!” screamed Star. “GOOD VIBE GOOD VIBE!”
ALL- (a la Hair) Gimmie head with hair... Long beautiful hair... shining, gleaming, streaming, flaxen waxen-
screamed Star again. Star started to sway and dance and let all the evil and greedy-ness wash away. She stopped melting, and then she fainted. The last thing she heard was Foxgirl saying, “Whew, I saved her just in time. All that evil is going to the grave.”
R- Wrong story, picture.
CHAPTER 1:
FOXGIRLS ROOM IN ORIGINAL
RTA HQ,
PRESENT.
Blink, blink blink, blink, went Star’s eyes as she awoke from her faint. “Wh-what happened?” she asked in complete bewilderment. “You turned evil and started melting, but then when I told you that you were melting, you swayed and danced all that evil out of you.”
T- (a la Foxgirl) "But for some reason you danced to the musical Hair."
said Foxgirl softly. “Nikkasso will be here soon to heal you.” Foxgirl calmed Star as she was out of the room. Beside Star’s bed was her diary. She saw that she had a pen with her too. So she wrote:
Dearest Diary,
M- This is new.
I have to say that I am not only happy that I got the power from the oh so famous GROWTH CAKE,
R- I am oh so tired of this series.
but I was greedy. I hope Nikkasso will come soon. OUCH! The melt stopped, but it STINGS AND BURNS! But hey, now I am the most POWERFUL LEADER IN THE WORLD!!! Who cares about melting?! Nikkasso is going to SUCK the melting thing out of me! So no more caring about GOOD vibe! I can do WHATEVER. I. WANT!!
L- I was in an argument with my co-author again, clearly.
STAR MOONSTIES
“Star, why do you always hurt? Be careful for once! Now tell, have you ever had a serious thing at the doctors?” Nikkasso asked.
C- (a la Star) "Well, I was born..."
“No?” Star said. “Well, this will be hard, I have to suck bad vibe out. No sleep gas.” “Ok, I will try my best to keep quiet. Do it on the elbow please.” Star said. “NO ELBOW! NEED TO DO FOREHEAD!”
T- (a la Nikkasso) "You stupid, stupid girl!"
Nikkasso ordered as she pointed the needle towards Star’s forehead. As she pushed the needle down, Star fell into a sleep….
CHAPTER 2
STAR’S DIARY
A FEW WEEKS AGO
DIARY! THIS IS URGENT! I JUST GOT THE GROWTH CAKE RECIPE AND GOT THE INGREDIENTS! Well, SOME of them. I am going to the graveyard to get a LOCK of Dawn’s fur, finally, I am going to be the MOST LIKED LEADER OF THE WORLD! And I ‘m winning the WAR! Goodbye, VILLIANS! I DO NOT CARE IF THEY ARE COUSINS! Oop! Gotta go!
E- How come we never got this whole diary thing before? It really shows how much you can hate Star.
STAR MOONSTIES
Chapter 119: RTA #10- Chapter 3-4
Tom Servo (T)
Crow T. Robot (C)
Lexsi Marinn (L)
Mike Nelson (M)
Joel Robinson (R)
Jonah Heston (H)
Emily Connor (E)
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CHAPTER 3
AFTER THE SHOT
A DAY LATER
“Done, time to repair molten paw. Must hold still.” said Nikkaso. Star looked down at her molten paw. It looked like lava! “Uh, will I get sleeping gas?” Star asked. “NO! I said that there is no gas.”
L- No need to get so defensive, jeez!
Nikkasso mushed up pink plums with rose pollen and dumped the ointment on her paws and rubbed it on. It stung like CRAZY! “OW! NIKKASO! WHAT?!” Star shouted. “MS. STAR! IT WILL HELP HEAL YOUR PAWS! NOW MUST STOP MOVING AND LET MEDICINE WORK!” Nikkasso shouted while Star fidgeted around. As she saw Luna come in, Star shouted at the top of her lungs: “MOM! TELL THIS DUMB TIGER THAT I AM RIGHT ABOUT NOT HAVING THE OINTMENT! SHE IS CRAZY!”
T- (gasps) Star's being racist!
“NO! GET INTO BED RIGHT NOW AND LISTEN TO NIKASSO!” Luna shouted as Star got into bed and growled. An hour later, Star got a cast and one of her paws had a fake paw attached. “Try to walk.” Nikkasso told Star. Star scowled at Nikkasso as she got out of her hospital bed. Her legs felt all wobbly, and when she started to tip, Luna dashed over and Star was allowed to lean on her mother. “Mommy, I think I got it now.”
L- (a la Little shop) It's just the gas....
said Star softly to her mother. Her mom slowly walked backwards and Star stood on her own and walked on her robotic paw. Star shuddered. It felt so weird having a mechanical paw! “Hey, who made this awesome paw?” Asked Star. “Tigerstroke, duh.” Said Luna. “TIGERSTROKE?!
H- Oh, god.
BUT SHE IS THE WORST TECHNICIAN IN THE WORLD-” Star paused and shut her mouth.
E- (a la Star) "Was I being racist again?"
“Star Moonsties, maybe it’s time for you to rest, we are fighting again tomorrow.” Luna growled. “Star! How do you like the paw I made you?” Tigerstroke asked. “This may be terrible, but, I don't really like you.”
ALL- OH DAMN!
T- She's racist towards tigers!
Star sniffed. “Sorry, but I LOVE the paw! I’m serious! Good work!” Said Star with a forced smile. “WHY?! I HAVE DONE SO MUCH WORK FOR YOU AND YOU HATE ME?! I HAVE BUILT WATCHES, VEHICLES, AND SO MUCH MORE!! ALL YOU DO IS SIT AROUND AND SAY YOU DID AMAZING THINGS THAT ARE NOT TRUE!!”
R- Interesting...
Tigerstroke roared. “Well, the story about how RTA met the strays WAS true.” Star shrugged. “Wait. STAR. WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY WAS TRUE?!” asked Tigerstroke, horrified. “Oh, it just means that my grandma Eclipse DID abandon Foxgirl to destroy her with a mega eclipse.”
C- Star, your point is being disproven the more you talk about it, shut up.
Tigerstroke made a puzzled face. “SEE?! YOU ACT LIKE A KITTEN! THAT IS WHY!” Star yelled. “DON’T YOU CALL ME THAT! I WAS BORN BEFORE YOU! I’M TELLING!!!” Tigerstroke sobbed as she ran out of Star’s hospital room. “YEAH, KITTEN KID?!” Star shouted.
CHAPTER 4
TIGERSTROKE’S ROOM IN THEIR TEMPORARY HQ
12:00 AT NIGHT
“Then she said I act like a kitten…” Tigerstroke sniffled as she was talking with her mother, Tigerflight. “Tigerstroke, what Star is going through makes her act more and more like her mother. A killer.” Said Tigerflight calmly. Little did they know, Star was invisible and listening to the conversation. “Now, since you had a nightmare, why don’t we make you some RTA Caffeine?
E- That's gonna make the problem worse!
Let’s go to the kitchen.” Tigerflight said as she flew to the kitchen with Tigerstroke on her back. “Now, before you have your treat, growl and fight me.” Said Tigerflight. Tigerstroke pounced and managed to pin Tigerflight down. “Good. See? Star was wrong. Now let’s fix your treat.”
H- Do the same thing to Star later.
Said Tigerflight as she went to the kitchen. As Tigerstroke was enjoying her drink, they went into their building room. Star followed them to see the massive vehicle shaped like a scorpion, but had wheels. “The SCORPION STINGER is ready for testing!” Tigerflight shouted as Tigerstroke got inside. As Tigerstroke pushed the buttons, the claws on the SCORPION STINGER closed! The tail squirted poison and went down! SCORPION STINGER moved! The eyes glowed!
T- Sounds like an action figure advertisement.
“It is ready for battle, since it is fire, water, acid, spikes resistant.” Tigerflight said as they went to bed. “Wow, I REALLY need to get my hands on that SCORPION STINGER. But then again, I have my Leader Mobile…” Star said as she was uninvisible. After Star went to bed, she made some sparks of star power on her hands, and went to sleep.
L- Unnecessary, but fine.
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Chapter 120: RTA #10- Host Segment
Emily: (as Star) Thank you guys for coming to my party!
Everyone is here or Star's birthday party except a tiger, who is Lexsi and Crow.
Mike: (dressed as a bear) Open the presents we got you!
Murmurs of agreement.
Emily: Awe, guys! You shouldn't have! It's a Scorpion Stinger! My favorite.
Crow and Lexsi enter as tigers.
Crow: Hello, Star! Happy birthday! We brought this with every ounce of our bank account!
Silence.
Emily: Ew.
BEEP! BEEP!
ALL: WE GOT STORY SIGN!
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Chapter 121: RTA #10- END
Tom Servo (T)
Joel Robinson (R)
Crow T. Robot (C)
Jonah Heston (H)
Lexsi Marinn (L)
Emily Connor (E)
Mike Nelson (M)
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CHAPTER 5
THE WARFIELD
TWO DAYS LATER
As the Leader Mobile roamed the field, Star was getting hit.
L- On.
INSIDE THE LEADER MOBILE. “GET. AWAY!!!” Star growled as she shot some star power to the bad guys inside. “NEVER. WE NEED THE LEADER MOBILE BECAUSE-” Dirt dog started, but got cut off. “Because WHAT? YOU AREN’T LEADERS! MORE LIKE VILLAINS!” Star shouted back at them.
H- BURN!
She ran out and ordered Tigerflight to take over the Leader Mobile. As she was about to hit Superfiretiger, she saw Tigerwings go in front of her, and drove her off course. “TIGERWINGS! LET ME HIT HER!” Star shouted.
E- Star really IS racist!
M- Yeah, she's got a big problem!
“Goodbye.” Tigerwings said as she took Superfiretiger to the medic. “NEVER! I DO NOT WANT MY TWIN TO BE DEAD!” “TWIN?!” Star shouted.
R- Audible gasp! We knew that already!
As Superfiretiger was in the medic room, Nikkasso was giving her surgery. Star watched in disgust as they used tweezers to pick out the potion that was stuck in her. “NOOOOO!” shouted SuperFireTiger. “Oh. Wha-what happened? Why did I feel a bit… evil?”
C- Just a tad, not like I'm the franchise's big villain or anything.
asked SuperFireTiger. “Dirt Dog must have used an evil potion on you.” said Tigerwings. “T-TIGERWINGS?! SIS! IS THAT REALLY YOU?!” asked SuperFireTiger excitedly. “ Yes! It IS me! Welcome back, Tigerfire!” Tigerwings smiled as she hugged her good twin, Tigerfire. “Is there any news about the RTA?!” Asked Tigerfire. Tigerwings whispered everything to her, which took about 2 hours.
T- Why are we whispering the entire story arc? WE WERE ALL THERE!
Until she whispered something about Star, then they CRACKED UP! “She did WHAT?! THAT IS SO FUNNY!!!” Tigerfire laughed. Star growled low in her throat and said, “What did you say about me TIGERWINGS?” Tigerwings eyes darted back and forth and said with a sheepish grin, “Oh, hehe, umm… nothing?” Tigerwings and Tigerfire paused. Then there was an EXPLOSION of laughter. “WHAT DID YOU SAY?”
L- STAR IS RACIST!
(all erupt into giggling schoolgirls)
Star roared. “It was the one time you thought that there was acid rain outside, so you made such a big deal about it! You never knew it was normal rain until the week after!” Tigerflight, Tigerstroke, Tigerwings, Sunset, Tiggi, Tigerfire, Tigerice, and Eagle eye laughed. “ENOUGH LAUGHING THERE IS A WAR TO WIN!” Star shouted. “We need to get all injured ones in!” “Ok! Tigerfire, go to your room. Eagle eye, go get Tigerflight into bed, I see she is injured.” Star ordered. “Got that right! This bite STINGS!”
R- (a la Tigerflight) "I had to wait a full two hours for you guys to notice!"
Tigerflight said as she limped to her hospital bed as fast as she could. “Guys! SAVE TIMBER! HE BREATHED IN SMOKE!!” Alaska shouted as she brang in Timber in her arms. As Nikkasso rushed Timber into his hospital room, two more came in. “HELP! Tigerblood got hit by an arrow!” Shouted Huskycorn. “HELP! Dirt dog clawed Pugpug!” Shouted Huskylight.
E- Who the hell is Huskylight?
As the two hurt animals had been put in their beds, Eagle eye saw Amethyst fight Dirt dog! As Dirt dog was about to pounce on the old cat, Eagle eye flew up and caught Amethyst. As Amethyst caught Jasper, Eagle eye flew them into their rooms. Then, Star saw a flying cat go by, IT WAS GHOST PERIDOT!
M- Oh, BROTHER...
As Sardonyx, Spinel, Diamond, Sapphire, Garnet, and Lapis Lazuli charged, she saw some ghost touch her by the tail. She looked over. IT WAS DAWN AND DAYLIGHT! “We Moonsties KNOW what is going on.” Ghost Dawn said as Time, Savannah, Eclipse, Solar, Present, ghost Future, and Luna appeared behind them. “CAMOSUNSTA!” (Which was ATTACK in indian tiger)
L- That's not... Whatever.
Shouted a tiger with a star mark on her chest. She must be Tigerfall, Tigerwing’s mother. Star thought as she saw Eagle eye, Tigerwings, queen Tigerflash, Tiggii, Tigerice, and a tiger that had a rock bow on her fur appeared. As all of he indian tigers attacked, including the troops, she saw Momenta, Camo-fox, Sifices, Foxgirl, the troops, and Alaska appear. “ATTACK!!” Shouted the foxes and dinosaurs. “STOP!” Star roared at her teammates. “Come on RTA, sing this POEM!”
H- (a la one of the soldiers) "WE'RE FIGHTING A WAR HERE!"
RTA WITH ALL YOUR MIGHT!
SHOW THEM THAT WE ARE DOING RIGHT!
WE ARE BEST WITH OUR TEAM,
WE FIGHT EVIL! WE DON’T BE MEAN!
VICTORY IS IN OUR SIGHT
“Now…” Star sighed. “RTA! UNITE!”
L- Is this her apology video for being racist?
THE END!
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