In the not-too-distant future...
Next Sunday A.D...
Joel, Mike, Jonah, Emily, and Lex
Found themselves in a twisted scheme!
George gotten a hold of Lexsi's old stories
With plots so bad, just more worse than movies
So with the original gang all wound up and shook
George copied Kinga's idea
And just made 'em read the books!
"I'll put 'em in crazy stories!"
"The worst of all finds!"
"They'll have to sit and read them all"
"And they'll drop it and lose their minds!"
Now keep in mind, they can't control
When the books begin or end
So they'll have to keep their sanity
With the help of their robot friends!
ROBOT ROLL CALL
CAMBOT! (Action!)
GYPSY! (Lookin' Good!)
TOM SERVO! (Oh, you!)
CROOOOOOOOOOW (Okay, buddy-)
If you're wondering how they eat or breathe and other science facts
Just repeat to yourself "It's just a book"
I should really just relax
For Mystery Science Theater 3000!