Chapter 113: RTA #8- Prologue- Chapter 1

Today's riffers are...

Joel Robinson (J)

Lexsi Marinn (L)

Emily Connor (E)

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RTA: The Generations After Generations.

Prologue

STAR’S NEW LEADER ROOM

A YEAR LATER 

Star was in her new leader room.

E- Who's "Star"?

L- Daughter of Luna.

E- Oh... And when did this happen?

L- Yeah, they haven't even gone a whole two books and already they're reproducing.

She was sitting at her desk, waiting for Timber

L- Alaska's kid.

to tell her something she did not know.

J- Oh boy, here it comes.

“Star,  Dirt dog married Dirthusky and gave birth to Dirtretriever. Then she gave birth to Dirtyorki.” Timber explained.

E- ... Oh.

J- So Timber's just a walking postcard.

E- Also, how disgusting does this family have to be in order to have "dirt" as part of their first name.

“And how does that affect us?” Star asked, rolling her eyes. “They are here to speak with you. And they demand a duel. Who is attending and is willing to fight?” Asked Timber. “I will ask Diamond

L- Sapphire's kid.

and Savannah

L- Sardonyx and Hunter's kid

E- HUH??

to fight. Then, if they surrender. I will call Solar

L- star's twin.

on my watch. He is the king of me, and the moon after all.” Star explained, tapping her watch. “What time?” “2:30.”

L- That's the time I get out of school!

Timber said. “WHAT? But, it is only noon! We only have two hours and thirty minutes! That isn’t fair!” shouted Star. “Well, I guess we must use this time to train leader.” said Timber. “No, I meant that Solar is taking a nap at that time!

E- Well then he can SUCK IT UP.

We need queen Tigerflash and her guard, Tigerwings! We need queen Foxgirl! And king Dinoboy!
Star explained. “Aaah, I see. I will go get them immediately, Star. Also, are you sure their fighting skills are good? What if they say no?” asked Timber calmly. “Oh stop worrying, Timber! I’m sure Tigerwings will still be good. She is Queen Tigerflash’s sister and guard! And my aunt Foxgirl will SURELY be good in fighting! PLEASE STOP WORRYING ALL THE TIME TIMBER! Oh, did-did I freak out again? I’m sorry. Just being a leader can be more  stressful than I thought.”

L- She's a tad bipolar, guys.

said Star, a bit disappointed in herself. “Well, you did freak out, but it’s all ok, Star. I’m sorry to.

J- To what?

I should not worry all that much. Us rescue team members have to be in good fighting shape.” said Timber, joking a bit. “Hah! Well, may you please go get queen Tigerflash and Tigerwings and queen Foxgirl and king Dinoboy now?” asked Star nicely.

E- Yes. She's very nice. Referencing them by their royal titles and everything.

“Of course, Star.” said Timber as he hurried out of the room. Oh boy I hope this works, thought Star worriedly.  

 CHAPTER 1:

QUEEN TIGERFLASH’S CASTLE,

PRESENT.

“You want us to do WHAT?” asked Tigerflash in fury. “I’m sorry, your majesty, but if you would like to be a hero,  just help us fight! Please!” pleaded Timber. “Sorry, she IS my little sister.” Tigerwings said. “But I’ll take the job.” Tigerwings said. “I will do it too, we never age.”

E- Oh good, I needed that exposition.

Tigerflash said, already at the front of the palace. “Ok, Tigerstroke will come too.” Said Timber.

L- Tigerflight's kid.

Sunset was in the stripe mobile with Tigerstroke. And a mysterious tiger.. Tigerflight! She is alive!

J- She was gone?

L- Oh right, so like she kind of "died" a few books ago and everyone was sad and stuff.

“Oh my gosh!” “Yeah, I arose.” Said Tigerflight. “Every tiger was saying goodbye. Well, actually saying ‘Mesinos!’ Which is goodbye in indian tigers. Then, I arose and was all like ‘HEY I’M NOT DEAD. I JUST PASSED OUT! Jeez.’ Hah, well guess they did not see me coming!”

J- (a la Tigerflight) "Yeah, pfft, I arose all right."

added Tigerflight, chuckling a bit. “TIGERFLIGHT! Oh baby, I have not seen you for a few years! I mean, I got your letters honey, but it just was not the same without you!

L- YOU KNEW SHE WASN'T DEAD!

I thought you were dead!

L- SHE SENT YOU LETTERS!

I’m sorry dear.”

L- YOU BETTER BE SORRY YOU OBLIVIOUS-

E- We get it.

sobbed Tigerwings happily as she hugged her daughter when she hopped out of the mobile. “MOM! I missed you too! I mean, I DID almost die though. But, it’s so good to see you!” cried Tigerflight as her mom hugged her. Timber was just watching with his jaw hanging out and whipping his head to Tigerflight to Tigerwings as they ran toward each other and collapsed into a hug.

J- How'd they retreive Tigerflight in the first place?

“OK OK! Family reunions, I get it! NOW LET'S GO FIGHT ALREADY!” shouted Tigerflash, getting a bit angry. “Oh of course your majesty.” said Tigerwings, a bit sarcastically. “Grrrrr.” growled Tigerflash.

E- Huh. See, I didn't know it was a growl.

“You don’t wanna mess with the new queen. Oh, I mean I’m sorry sissy!” laughed Tigerflash.

L- Oh, grow up.

“Hey, I still have claws if you want me to SLASH OFF YOUR FACE.” yelled Tigerwings, now being serious. “Ok, ok! Now come on, we must go. There is no time to waste!” said Tigerflash, hurrying to the mobile. “Time to fight!” cried Tigerflight.

J- Hey, EVERYONE'S bipolar!

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Chapter 114: RTA #8- Host Segment

Joel: Alright, guys, before we head out, there's a special someone who will be joining us...

(Lexsi enters)

Emily: OH MY GOD! YOU'RE ALIVE!

Lexsi: ("frat boy") Yeah. I arose.

Emily: I MISSED YOU!

Lexsi: Yeah, they were all saying Adios, which is "bye" in Spanish, and I arose and was all "I PASSED OUT YOU IDIOTS CHECK FOR A PULSE NEXT TIME!" So like... Yeahhhh...

Emily: Well, I mean... I got your letters... I saw you at that Con one time and we had a chat.

Lexsi: yeah...

Emily: We had dinner...

Lexsi: Yeah...

Emily: I thought you were dead!

Lexsi: Actually, I literally woke up in your room why did you think I was dead?

BEEP! BEEP!

ALL: OH WE GOT STORY SIGN!

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Chapter 115: RTA #8- Chapter 3-END

Emily Connor (E)

Lexsi Marinn (L)

Joel Robinson (J)

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CHAPTER 3:

FOXGIRL’S CASTLE

2 HOURS LATER

“Ok. I may be the former leader, but WHAT ARE YA DOING?! TRYING TO KILL ME?!” Foxgirl yelled. “Sis, PLEASE cooperate with them.” Said a fox that appeared out of nowhere .

L- I get it with the feminization, but I feel like there's an overpopulation of dislikable girls in my old stuff.

“ I am Camo-fox. Her sister and guard.” Said the fox. “I am sorry, I won’t take the job.” Said Foxgirl. “Well, I am.” Said Camo-fox, entering the Stripe mobile. “Hold up, are there drinks up there?”

E- Hey, good job Lex, THAT was realistic!

“Yes, Queen Flash sundae, RTA Caffeine, Nikkaso medicine, and… the Alaska snow sundae.” Tigerwings said. “ALASKA SNOW SUNDAE!” Foxgirl said as Star giggled. She doesn't know that it is not named after Alaska! Star thought

J- As in, the character. Not the state.

E- That's funny... Almost everything on that drink menu is named after some book-related thing, so why would they add a USA state to the list?

L- I wanted to make a joke.

as Tigerwings smushed up snow and put it into a cup with purple and yellow plums. “Alaska! Try it!” Foxgirl said as she gave Alaska her drink.

J- (a la Alaska) "Haha... You're so funny when you're drinking... Haha..."

“We are here!” Sunset announced. They were at the Dino Domes. “Here goes nothing…” Timber said. “Oh, King Dinoboy, and guard Hunter. Fight with us.” “WE DECLINE!” Dinoboy shouted. “Oh?” Asked Timber as he got out some money.

L- Have you met my friend... George?

“NO. And that is FINAL! HUNTER! EXCLUDE THEM OUT!” Dinoboy called as Hunter closed the castle door on them. “There is only one girl left.” Said Tigerwings.

E- Sexism: The Other Way Around.

“Actually, TWO.” Said Tigerwings as everybody looked up at an electric spark in the sky. A girl and a zebra came down. “Tigerwings, called me right?” Said the girl. “Electro-girl. And Electro-zebra, call our other friends.” Said Tigerwings as a husky with a unicorn horn and a pug that used magic spots appeared. “Huskycorn? And Pugpug? Where is Huskywing and Puglight?” Asked Foxgirl as a pug with a bright shine, and a husky with wings came down. Then, Eagleeye came down.

ALL- WHO ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE?!?!?!?!?!

E- How does a pug have a "bright shine"?

J- Are we supposed to know about a zebra and girl?

E- How do you use magical spots?

L- WHAT WAS I THINKING WHEN I WAS 10 YEARS OLD?

“HOLD IT! WE ACCEPT!” Shouted Dinooy as he dragged Hunter outside. Then, Peridot’s ghost appeared. “Hey. We brought friends.” Peridot smiled. Then, Spinel, Sardonyx, Garnet, Time, Past, Present, Amethyst, Jasper, Sapphire, Lapis Lazuli, Eclipse, Tiggi, Tigerice, Momenta, Diamond, Doodle, Daisy, Dizzie, Pandalight, Pandahorn, Mis-match, Table-turn, Tater-tot, and Tinker-totter all came down.

J- There's been an awful lot of down-coming around here.

E- JUST SAY THAT THE WHOLE TEAM JOINED THEM!

“GO RTA!” Shouted Star boldly.

CHAPTER 4

THE WAR GROUND

AN HOUR LATER

“SURRENDER! THIS IS THE LEGAL LEADER OF RTA!”

E- Do you have a permit, hmmm?

Star shouted to the group of villains.  Superfiretiger, Dirtdog, Dirthusky, Dirtretriever, Dirtyorki, and a mysterious moose with green flames from his antlers. “I am Moosie.” Said the moose.

E- Uh. Okay?

“WHATEVER!

J- Yeah, what she said.

YOU MUST SURRENDER! IF WE LOSE, WHICH WE WON’T, YOU WILL BE THE ILLEGAL LEADER OF RTA!”

J- So being the leader of a superhero team is a political power. Got it.

shouted Star. “ARMOR ON!” Tigerwings said as she got armor formed around her and a sword got an electric wip and a frisbee that can make you fly.

E- Aw, thanks! Isn't Tigerwings so generous?

Foxgirl got armor too, with super jumping. Huskycorn got armor with unicorn horn knuckles and wings. “HAH! BET YOU CAN’T BEAT THAT, HUH VILLAINS!” shouted Star. “Well, actually we can.” said Moosie calmly. “Oh? Like WHAT?!” Asked Star. “Alpha!” Said Dirtdog as Alpha appeared.

L- (bored) oh nooo... alpha... blehh...

“ATTACK! RTA UNITE!” Star said boldly as every single member of RTA attacked the fiendish villains.  It was a long, harsh fight, but finally, the RTA members heard the leader of the villains yell, “ALL FORCES!! ATTACK!!”

J- FINALLY? What do you mean, FINALLY? Isn't that a bad thing?

L- The guy I was writing this with wrote "surrender" and I didn't want the story to end.

Star came out, very wounded. Bruised, and beaten up. Her right eye was very swollen, and she had a burning slash on her side. OW, that one's probably from SuperFireTiger. Jeez, thought Star as she winced in pain.  “MEDIC!” Shouted Tigerstroke. Timber rushed to his leader’s side and rushed her to the RTA HQ. “Nikkasso is here.” Timber said. Nikkasso and Timber are both medics.

E- Oh- SINCE WHEN?

Nikkasso took out some pink plums, rose thorns, tulips, and a bowl and water. “Ewwwww…” Said Star in disgust as Nikkasso mushed up the tulips into water and squeezed the pink plums into there and finally broke the thorns and dusted the thorn pepper into the medicine.

L- Uh.

J- Ummm.

L- That's actually not medicine, it's a five-year-old's backyard kitchen.

“Drink. This to eat. I do know your language.”

E- Broken English, medicine, ancient rituals... I don't know about you guys, but this sounds like a mentor.

Nikkasso said as she handed Star the medicine. Star drank the medicine and wanted to spit it out so bad, and swallowed it. “Lay in bed. Need to heal.” Nikkasso said, following Timber out the door. Soon, they came back with Luna! Luna was covered with acid dirt from the dogs. Star wondered what her mom was going through.

J- Oh sure, Star, let me tell you in a few simple words- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

“Keep calm.” Nikkasso said to Luna. Solar, come! Please! Thought Star. She saw her mother out of the room, but she had no front legs. She only had wheels in the place. Huh, her legs melted! Star thought.

E- What a loser, amiright?

She looked out her hospital window, there was her team, strong, and weakening at the same time.

L- A moron.

J- I think you mean an Oxymoron.

L- No. No, I did not.

A blast made the enemies fall and get back up. Solar!

E- Godammit, Solar, nobody can catch a break with you!

CHAPTER 5

STAR’S HOSPITAL ROOM

THREE HOURS LATER

“Star! Wake up!” Solar said to Star. “Did we win the war?” Yawned Star. “That is the thing- the war is still going.” Solar frowned. “Wait! I am not in the HQ! I am in the hospital! What happened?!” Star asked with surprised eyes. “The HQ has been taken over by the villains, and everybody on our side is recovering and is alive.” Solar said with a sigh of relief. “My burnt scar is gone! Thank goodness!” Star smiled as she saw where her scar used to be. “Ok, back to the point- I need to order Sunset, Tigerwings, Tigerstroke, Tigerflight, Tiggi, and Tigerice to go to Jungle Oceana to get supplies.

E- So... All the tigers, then. You could've just said that.

And Timber, Camo-fox, and Alaska go to Fox Foregins to gather fox troops, the strongest foxes, her MASTER guards! And Dinoboy, Savannah, and Hunter all go to Dino Domes to get weapons. Actually, Jungle Oceana troops and weapons too. Plus supplies.”

L- (A la Star) "Am I forgetting anything?"

Star ordered as the animals were getting into the mobiles and going to their destination. A few hours later, they were back.

ALL- WHAT?

Star looked over at the RTA HQ on the horizon, it was full of bad guys in there. And was redecorated. There was dirt, lava, and vines surrounding the HQ. “We gotta win this war.” Star said in fury.

THE END! 

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