Chapter 61: Uh oh...

WARNING: I COULDN'T THINK OF A WAY TO RESIST THE URGE TO MAKE AN IMPOSSIBLE THING HAPPEN SO FRICK IT I'M GONNA PULL MY FAVORITE LEXSIYETTE TRICK AND MAKE SOMEONE SUFFER MAGICALLY AND LITTLE MERMAIDLLY. (yes I'm stealing jonah's voice muahahahahaha)

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George: Well, auntie Kinga, ready to go home and never bother me again with your... "Oh you copied me! Oh you're a sucky guy!" Well, any last thing to tell your former experiments before I send you home?

Kinga: Actually, yes... (Powers up a device) You all do invention exchanges, right?

Joel: That takes me back.

Max: Well, Kinga here has a good one- it's a mega bubble machine! Boom!

Kinga: It's not that, Max. It's the Seashell Sucker, you idiot.

Max: Well it looks like a bubble machine!

Kinga: Now, I'll use this on my first experiment... Jonah.

Jonah: What?

Kinga: You love riffing, don't you? Well, let's see how well you handle this and I'll get the patent.

Jonah: What??

Kinga: This time... We'll do it. A brilliant mind such as mine deserves money from my moneymakers. You need one thing for riffing out loud and one thing only: Your voice. You know what I'm gonna do with it?

Jonah: Oh god.

Kinga: That's right. SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR ONLY FRACTION OF SANITY, HESTON! (shoots device)

(Jonah can't speak! His voice is gone!)

George: Oh, you are so bad.

Kinga: I know... But I still hate you.

George: Me too, byeee! (gets Kinga and Max outta here)

Emily: Oh, no, Jonah, it should've been me. You do not deserve going through that.

George: Well! Then you might enjoy escorting him to the story room again... This is surely going to make him a mindless zombie!

Tom: Well, then I'm going, too!

Crow: And me!

BEEP! BEEP!

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Chapter 62: Oops...

(Deep 13)

(George is looking through the RTA books)

George: Hey, wouldn't it be funny if I lost track of some vital books for my plan for desctruction?

(he loses his vital books for destruction somehow)

George: Uh oh.

(uses intercom)

George: Ladies and gents, we're gonna go off the rails for this one. Prepare for another, uh... Fanfiction! Yes!

(SOL)

(Emily is sitting with Jonah, whose whiteboard is under his arm)

Emily: I think we're bound to go insane eventually.

Tom (off screen): Hey, Crow, look! Joel's trying to scold me!

Crow: CAN I SEE? CAN I SEE? (runs off)

(Lexsi and Gypsy enter. Lexsi's writing as Gypsy speaks)

Gypsy: "-And I don't think you have any right to take away the voices of our best friends on the Satellite. Please stop and consider being nice to us lowly bots and humans. I think you have nice hair, and I would really like to have a bow like yours. Love, Gypsy."

Lexsi: Woah, you wanna say "love?"

Gypsy: It makes me nicer.

Lexsi: Okay...

Emily: Hey, what are you guys doing?

Lexsi: I'm writing a letter to Kinga from Gypsy.

Gypsy: Oh! Can you add "P.S, if you have any ram chips to trade for your machine, that would be greatly appreciated."

Lexsi: You couldn't say something useful, like escape pods or something?

Gypsy: Oh, escape pods would be nice, write that down.

Lexsi: Oh come on, I wrote this in pen.

BEEP! BEEP!

ALL- WE GOT STORY SIGN!

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