Chapter 63: WC #1- Prologue, Chapter 1

Emily Connor (E)

Lexsi Marinn (L)

Jonah Heston (J)

Gypsy (G)

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Hollow Clan members:

LEADER: Whitestar: A fluffy she- cat with a white pelt.

DEPUTY: Ravenear: A rude tom with an all black pelt.

MEDIC CAT: Flowerpelt: A grey and white she-cat. (TRAINING BLOSSOMPAW)

WARRIORS:

Speckledfur: A leopard tom with brown speckled spots all over him. (TRAINING FORBIDDENPAW)

Leopardjaw: A kind she-cat that is the fastest in the clan (TRAINING DARTHPAW)

Hillrise: A calico she-cat with a good sense of humor. (TRAINING LOVEPAW)

Starchploom: A handsome tom, father of a kit. (TRAINING GRASSPAW)

Spottedfoot: A cheetah tom, the shortest of the warriors. (TRAINING LIGHTPAW)

APPRENTICES:

Lovepaw: A calico she-cat

Grasspaw: A curious black tom

Bloomingpaw: A smart and kind white she-cat.

Darthpaw: Mysterious black tom.

Lightpaw: Believes greatly in Starclan, she-cat.

L- She doesn't look like anything, she just is very religious.

Forbiddenpaw: A half blind tom.

QUEENS:

Gorseflight: A mother of a kit, mates with Starchploom.

Snowpelt: Mother of twins, single mother.

Eaglewhisker: Mother of two, expecting a third. 

KITS:

Stripekit: A fierce and brave tiger she-cat. (MOTHER: Gorseflight)

Foxkit: A calm and friendly she-cat. (MOTHER: Eaglewhisker.)

Scalekit: A crazy and wild tom. (MOTHER: Eaglewhisker)

Squirrelkit: A peaceful and cautious she-cat. (MOTHER: Snowpelt.)

Trunkkit: A brave tom. (MOHER: Snowpelt.)

ELDERS:

Blindeye: An injured tom with stories to tell.

Moonnose: Blindeye’s mate, a she-cat with surprises.

E- With surprises? Wouldn't it be a surprise if there were more pictures?

PROLOGUE

Faint screaming and shouting filled the tabby’s ears, rolling around, she could see the distant light. Now, all she could see was a light,

ALL- YAY!

some light,

ALL- Huh?

and then darkness followed.

ALL- Awww...

The first vision cleared, it was a tabby, her mother. “Gorseflight, she is remarkable.” Said a tom. “Did you give birth, Gorseflight?” 

G- "We told you you're allowed 15 minutes."

E- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Asked a white pelted she-cat. “Yes! It is a girl!” Said Gorseflight. “Beautiful, I shall name this kit Stripekit.” Said the white pelted she-cat. “Stripekit, hi! I am your mother, this is your father over here, his name is Startchploom. That other cat is Whitestar, your leader.”

L- That's too much information for a ten second old!

Gorseflight talked to Stripekit calmly. Then, a week later Stripekit gazed over to a reddish-white kit looking sad, and all alone. Stripekit trotted over. “Hi! I am Stripekit! Who are you?” Asked Stripekit. “I-I

E- And the shy kid's stuttering. Beautiful.

am Foxkit, I was born a moon ago.”

L- (a la Tom Servo in EP 1) "Wonderful!"

Said the reddish-white she-cat. “Cool! Do you have any siblings?” Asked Stripekit. “See that tom over here? That is my brother, born yesterday.

E- (a la Tom Servo in EP 1) "Terrific!"

His name is Scalekit.” Foxkit said. And so, the two cats became friends.

L- (a la Tom Servo in EP 1) "Happy day."

CHAPTER 1

“Hey! Rabbit or mouse?” Asked Foxkit one day, waking up Sripekit. It had been five moons since they became friends. “Rabbit, by a mile!” Stripekit gobbled up the rabbit.

G- What a healthy kit!

“Really? For me, it’s a mouse.”

G- Wimp? Is that the word?

Foxkit chomped down on some mice. Then, some half-blined tom came into the nursery. Foxkit’s eyes widened.

E- (a la Foxkit) "People can have medical issues?"

“Relax, Foxkit, it’s Forbiddenpaw, an apprentice.” Stripekit laughed. Stripekit could tell that Forbiddenpaw had a tiny smile on his face.

L- It's just tiny. That doesn't mean he likes you.

“Whitestar wants you.” He said. “There is a clan meeting.”

G- DUN DUN DUNNNN!

Chapter 64: WC #1- Chapter 2 & 3

Emily Connor (E)

Lexsi Marinn (L)

Gypsy (G)

Jonah Heston (J)

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CHAPTER 2

“MAY ALL CATS OLD ENOUGH TO CLIMB THE HIGHEST OF TREES COME TOGETHER BY THE HOLLOWED ROCK FOR A CLAN MEETING!” Whiestar shouted. All of the cats, including Stripekit and Foxkit, came to the rock that was a hollowed rock.

E- If one more cat is added to the top of the rock it's gonna cave in.

Whitestar took a deep breath, and began. “Foxkit and Stripekit, you two have survived six moons, and are due to become apprentices.” Whitestar’s voice sounded calm, but bold. “Stripekit, you are known now as Stripepaw, and Foxkit, you are known now as Foxpaw. May Hollowclan be with you, and may Starclan approve my choice.

L- You know, this is coming from a true warrior cats fan, but StarClan should be with you and approve your choice.

E- She doesn't really have a choice because that's the rules, right?

L- Yeah...

Stripepaw and Foxpaw, your mentor is Speckledfur,

L- NOW StarClan should approve of your choice.

you will be training alongside Forbiddenpaw. Clan dismissed!” Whitestar hopped off of the hollowed rock, and every cat surrounded Stripepaw and Foxpaw.

G- Oooo, they're training alongside a blind guy.

“Hey, Stripekit and Foxkit!” Shouted Speckledfur. “Training starts TOMORROW at dawn. Don’t be late!” Speckledfur stomped into the warrior den. “Woah, we are apprentices, time to get into our den…”

L- (in an over exaggerated beach boy voice) "Woh, bro, we are like, apprentices, man, time to hop on over to our radical den, fam."

Foxpaw said. “Hey, sorry about what happened back there…” Forbiddenpaw said. “Just… Speckledpaw

G- Fur.

is kind of stubborn that you two got chosen as HIS trainees. He had a bone to pick with both of your mothers.” Forbiddenpaw sighed. As the three apprentices trotted into the rugged den, the only thought Stripepaw could picture was: What happened?

E- Well now who the hell is that?

CHAPTER 3

“Up and at ‘em!” Speckledfur shouted at Foxpaw, Stripepaw, and Forbiddenpaw. As the four cats trotted out of camp, they learned the scents of the clan life, hunting, and Stripepaw’s favorite lesson was fighting.

E- Of course, because she's an independent girl.

Speckledfur stood amazed at Stripepaw’s skills. And Speckledfur liked the way Foxpaw handled the border.

L- (a la Book) "I guess Foxpaw was there too."

Forbiddenpaw liked to climb, and he had this rare talent of knowing the certain trees that they passed.

E- Rare? Anybody can get one of those leaf identifying apps, buddy.

As the day ended, Stripepaw entered the nursery, where she once lived when she was a kit. All she wanted to do was to say hello to her mom, Grouseflight. But she didn’t see her mother. She went to go ask Eaglewhisker where her mother was. “Oh, my. I thought you knew, Stripepaw.” Eaglewhisker yawned. “What?” Stripepaw asked. “Unlike other clans, Hollowclan members say that once that one kit and all it’s littermates become apprentices, the mother has to become an elder.

L- Woah, they just give up on everyone once they've got kids?

G- That's mean!

L- Yeah.

So, look into the elders den.” “Okay…” Stripepaw said. “Mom?” “Stripepaw!” Grouseflight ran over to Stripepaw, giving her some grooming.

E- WOAH!

L- It's a cat thing, Em-

E- Yeah, I know, but with that wording?

Before Stripepaw returned into her den, she trotted into the warrior’s den, where she saw Startchploom, her father gazing up at her, smiling.

E- What? Sorry, I thought, like three newborn kittens would emerge.

L- Oh, you mean like in those cheesy coming-of-age films where the mom has just given birth?

E- Yeah!

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Chapter 65: WC #1- Host Segment

(Jonah is writing down something on some paper)

Emily- Hey, man, what's up?

(She looks at the paper)

Emily- You thought of some riffs during the story? Well, let's hear- sorry...

(Jonah is still a little bit offended.)

Emily- all it says is "list of riffs."

(Jonah mouths "I forgot to do it.")

Emily- What?

("I forgot to do it!")

Emily- Wha- Gypsy, can you read lips?

Tom- (off camera) HEY LOOK WHO STOLE JOEL'S SHOES!

Crow: (off camera) AND HE CAN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT IT, CAN HE?

BEEP! BEEP!

ALL: WE GOT STORY SIGN!

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Chapter 66: WC #1- Chapters 4 & 5

Emily Connor (E)

Jonah Heston (J)

Lexsi Marinn (L)

Gypsy (G)

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CHAPTER 4

 “Now, Foxpaw, USE YOUR FEET.”

G- Paws.

Growled Speckledfur. Foxpaw, Stripepaw, and Forbiddenpaw were hunting. Then, their deputy, Raveneye, watched them. “Speckledfur, a word with you?” Asked Raveneye sharply, gazing a stone cold gaze.

E- Well, stones can sometimes be sharp, and they're mostly cold, so he's not too far off there.

Stripepaw crept closer to hear the two toms talking. “Foxpaw is having some difficulties hunting. Is everything alright?” Raveneye meowed. “She is not succeeding.” Speckledfur said. “She has let far too many rabbits and mice run for the hills.”

L- What a loser!

“And about the incident…” Said Raveneye. “Grouseflight and Eaglewhisker rated among warriors to our old leader, Rosestar, and you, of course, said that I would make a good deputy. Yet, of course, she chose either Eaglewhisker or Grouseflight. Later, we killed Rosestar at night. After that, you became deputy and Whitestar became leader.”

(ALL ad lib exclaims of "woah!" "slow down!" "vent much?" etc.)

Speckledfur said. “Yes, but it sounds like you are saying that Foxpaw doesn’t belong here, yes?” Raveneye glared at Foxpaw in the distance, struggling to hunt.

E- You know, that wouldn't be such an issue if her MENTOR WERE THERE!

“Yes. Don’t worry, Raveneye. Foxpaw will be dead by morning.”

E- And what's the main character gonna do?

Chapter 5

“Trying to kill FOXPAW? NEVER!” Stripepaw pounced on Speckledfur.

E- That.

Forbiddenpaw and Foxpaw just stared at the two cats fighting.

L- (a la Foxpaw) "You got this. I'm just gonna..."

Whitestar appeared from her den. “MY, SPECKLEDFUR! JUST WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING?! ATTACKING AN APPRENTICE?” Whitestar hissed boldly. “Heh… hiya, Whitestar…” Speckledfur stood embarrassed and let go of Stripepaw. “No, he randomly attacked Stripepaw and plotted to kill Foxpaw.” Raveneye said.

L- Woah, that was kind of a lie.

“WHAT- that is not true!” Speckledfur growled. “Nobody said that I was on your side, Speckledfur….”

ALL- OooooO!

Chapter 67: WC #1- Chapter 6

Emily Connor (E)

Lexsi Marinn (L)

Gypsy (G)

Jonah Heston (J)

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Chapter 6

“EVERY CAT OLD ENOUGH TO CLIMB THE HIGHEST OF TREES COME TO THE HOLLOWED ROCK FOR A CLAN MEETING!” Whitestar announced.

E- Grab your popcorn, folks.

“Squirrelkit and Trunkkit, you are going to become Squirrelpaw and Trunkpaw. Your mentor Spottedfoot. You are gonna be training alongside Lightpaw.” Whitestar smiled. “Okay, now, I have a horrible announcement.” Whitestar breathed in deeply.

(Lexsi breathes in obnoxiously deep)

“Speckledfur, our own warrior, attacked Stripepaw and plotted to kill Foxpaw, according to Raveneye. So, without further ado, Speckledfur, you are EXECUTED

L- Exiled.

away from Hollowclan! Be gone, traitor!” Whitestar roared. Speckledfur ran off. There. No more Speckledfur.

E- Anyways...

“Now, Stripepaw, Forbiddenpaw, and Foxpaw, your mentor is… Leopardjaw! You three will be training alongside Darthpaw! Wait, Darthpaw, I forgot your warrior ceremony!

E- (a la Whitestar) "I'm such a clutz!"

L- She's got a huge to-do list.

Okay, Leopardjaw, you are training only Forbiddenpaw, Stripepaw, and Foxpaw!” Whitestar said. Darthpaw stared at the leader.

E- (a la Darthpaw) "Am I your father?"

“Darthpaw, you are now known as Darthwing.” “Darthwing, how about you take Trunkpaw to train?”

G- She trusts her clan way too much.

Raveneye asked. “Sure, but can I take Foxpaw, too?” Darthwing asked. “Sure.” Said Whitestar. “Clan dismissed!” Whitestar added as she hopped off of the Hollowed rock. 

G- Yay!

L- Thank God.

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Chapter 68: WC #1- Host Segment

(Emily and Jonah are looking at Lexsi and Gypsy)

Emily: Aren't they so cute with their coloring books?

(Jonah nods)

Emily: But Lexsi...

(Lexsi struggles coloring within the lines)

Emily: What is she gonna do when she's a bankteller and she needs perfect handwriting? She's having some issues... Sending... Too much viewers running for the hills with her terribleness...

(silence. Jonah is looking at Cambot)

Emily: Cambot.

(Text appears onscreen: "And about the incident..." And Jonah acts as if he's saying it)

Emily: Yes... Mike Nelson and Joel Robinson have both been rated the best for Leader of the Satellite... But you, Jonah, had convinced George Forrester that I was the best, but he chose Joel instead. So we killed George.

(Cambot text: "They did?" But Jonah doesn't act it out. Cambot's just yapping)

Emily: But then Joel became leader and Mike became second in command.

(Cambot: "Why the hell are we doing this, then?")

(Emily and Jonah look at Cambot again.)

(After a moment, Cambot text: "I promise you. Lexsi will be dead by morning." Jonah acts it out.)

Gypsy: Trying to kill LEXSI MARINN? NEVER! (eats Emily)

BEEP! BEEP!

ALL: WE GOT STORY SIGN!

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Chapter 69: WC #1- Chapter 7

Emily Connor (E)

Lexsi Marinn (L)

Jonah Heston (J)

Gypsy (G)

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E- I suddenly sense a two-story high block of text.

L- What are you, an Oracle?

E- What?

L- (nervously laughing) Because you're right.

Chapter 7

Three moons later, Stripepaw went to the medicine cat’s den. There was Blossomingpaw.

E- WOAH! Can we shorten it a little?

“Hi. Where is Flowerpelt?” Stripepaw asked. “Oh, she went out to go collect herbs. It is leaf-bare, you know.” Blossomingpaw said, sorting some bud root, marigold, and violet seeds. “Oh. Well then. I suppose you know how to give Forbiddenpaw his medication for his blind eye.”

L- Well, I personally think, in my personal opinion, that he should SUCK IT UP!

Stripepaw signaled Forbiddenpaw to come over. “Wow! My first patient! Forbiddenpaw needs some cobwebs, yes?” Blossomingpaw said. “No. I need some pollen.” Forbiddenpaw said. Stripepaw kept the giggle in. Blossomingpaw put cobwebs on Forbiddenpaw’s blind eye. Leopardjaw trotted into the room.

(Gypsy makes some horse hoof sounds)

“Stripepaw, Forbiddenpaw, you may be happy to know that your fighting lesson and hunting lesson will be spent with Darthwing, Trunkpaw, and Foxpaw. Meet me and Darthwing outside camp at dawn. Okay?” Asked Leopardjaw.

E- "Aw... Aw... Aw..." That's literally all I hear in this book.

Forbiddenpaw and Stripepaw both nodded in usion. Raveneye came into the Medicine cat’s den, searching for Forbiddenpaw and Stripepaw. “THERE you are! Whitestar asked me to look for you! You both are attending tonight’s gathering!” Raveneye said. Stripepaw and Forbiddenpaw looked at each other and smiled. “Thanks, Raveneye!” Said Forbiddenpaw. A few hours later, there they were, at their first gathering. Hollowclan, Breezeclan, Snakeclan, and Spikeclan all attended.

E- I would think a character like "scalekit" would be in SpikeClan. It just makes sense.

“Okay, all four clans! The gathering has started! We will go to Whitestar, for she has some news…” Said the Breezeclan leader, Songstar. Songstar was a calico she-cat with ice blue eyes. “Thank you, Songstar. For I have some news. My best warrior, Speckledfur, has become a traitor to the clan.” Whitestar sighed.

L- (a la Whitestar) "Happens to the best of us."

All cats, except Hollowclan, gasped. “S-Speckledfur?! For what did he do?” Asked the Snakeclan deputy, Spashtail.

G- What's a Spash?

“He attacked Stripepaw, one of our apprentices. For I did not say this last gathering because it sounded too harsh. Speckledfur also was plotting to potentially kill Foxpaw. And so, we executed

ALL- Exiled.

him away from the clan. He is a rouge until further notice.” Whitestar said. “It is true. I saw him.” Raveneye explained. “Okay, I have something to say then. SPECKLEDFUR WAS STEALING OUR PREY ON OUR TERRITORY!”

E- (a la RedStar) "If he wasn't exiled, then it'd kinda be awkward, so-"

Said the Snakeclan leader, Redstar. “Ours too! Except Speckledfur had a whole pack of rogues.” Said the Spikeclan leader, Nightstar. “I believe one of them was one of MY apprentices, his name is Spikedpaw!

E- Nevermind, that's the true SpikeClan warrior.

He is a brown, sandy colored tom. He betrayed us by attacking a kit!” Songstar said. “One of them is our old deputy, his name was Featherwhisker. He tried to attack ME! His leader!” Said Nightstar. “One of them must be OURS! Her name is Fluffpelt, she calls herself the leader of all rouges!

L- She might be exiled, but they sure do have time to chat!

She used to be one of our warriors!” Said Redstar. “Do you think they would make a clan of their OWN? We would be in grave danger! Think about what STARCLAN would think! Floods for days! Raining and pouring! An early leaf-bare! Not only if we fight them!” Lightpaw shouted at the four leaders.

G- Shush your mush!

“LIGHTPAW! Keep your mouth shut! You believe too greatly in Starclan!” Said Spottedfoot.

L- But... Isn't that what she's supposed to do?

“No, Spottedfoot. Lightpaw is right. Think about what Starclan would think of this!” Redstar said. “Right. How shall we communicate about this? Should we get top notch warriors to go to their borders to speak?” Asked Songstar. “Great thinking Songstar. Okay. We will get one of our warriors to report once a week at the borders. If any trouble or tough information,

L- What's "tough information"?

E- (toughly) "Urghhh! Prey's running well! Urghhh!"

they will contact us. Their leaders.” Nightstar said. “Correct. Dismissed!” Whitestar hopped off of the Hollowclan rock. As they got back to camp, Whitestar announced, “ALL CATS OLD ENOUGH TO CLIMB THE TALLEST OF TREES COME TO THE HOLLOWED ROCK FOR A CLAN MEETING!”

(ALL ad-lib groans of annoyance)

All of the cats came to the hollowed rock. “The cat who will be reporting to the other messengers would be Starchploom. Clan dismissed!”

E- Startchploom. I just realized- what kind of name is that?

L- He sounds like a brand of an insignificant laundry detergent that I would've seen weird ads for when I was little.

Whitestar went into her den, and dozed off. Stripepaw and Forbiddenpaw went into their den, and curled up together, asleep.

L- Of COURSE they all love each other.

(Jonah starts coughing)

E- Woah! Dude, are you okay?

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Chapter 70: WC #1- Host Segment

(Jonah enters, coughing and clutching his throat)

Emily: Jonah! Hey, man, what's going on?

Gypsy: If this is an over exaggerated disgust of the story, I'm leaving.

(when Jonah stops coughing, his voice is back!)

Jonah: I promise, I'm fine... Wait a second, I can talk again!

Lexsi: Oh thank God, it was getting boring.

Emily: Gypsy, can you run a diagnostics? Can you check to see if-

Gypsy: I sense a disturbance in the magic flow. 

(Silence)

Gypsy: Someone tweaked the machine.

Lexsi: Well, who did it?

(Gypsy hums an "mmm-mmmm" as in "I don't know")

Jonah: Well, this is great! I can finally talk, which means I can finally get to all this... Cat stuff without cringing!

BEEP! BEEP!

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Chapter 71: WC #1- Chapters 8 & 9

Jonah Heston (J)

Emily Connor (E)

Lexsi Marinn (L)

Gypsy (G)

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Chapter 8

The fresh kill pile was getting full. The word about the pack of rouges scared the warriors, even their apprentices, were sent to go practice fighting and hunting. Stripepaw and Starchploom

J- That sounds like the title of a-

L and J- Laundry detergent bottle I once saw an-

L- Ad for when I was little- yeah, I used that already, Jonah.

J- Awww...

went to go report to the other messengers. “Starchploom, any news?” Asked Splashtail. “Raveneye assigned patrols, not a scent of rogues were smelled.” Startchploom looked at her daughter, Stripepaw. “Lucky you, for here in Snakeclan, they are stealing prey.” Said Splashtail.

E- Oh, hey! Splashtail bought an "L!"

“Over here at Spikeclan, they would spring at any moment to attack the leader. Or even worse, kits…” Said one of the Spikeclan warriors, Patchpelt. “Say, we are getting the best patrols. We are lucky to chase them off. One of them got to our herbs…” Said a Breezeclan warrior, Dusttail. “Roger,

L- BART!

now let’s go back to our camps.” Starchploom said, dashing off along with Stripepaw. “Daddy, why is everyone staring at me?” Stripepaw asked.

L- "Daddy, why is ever-" SHUT UP!

J- Well, we don't know that everyone's staring at her!

“ALL CATS OLD ENOUGH TO CLIMB THE HIGHEST OF TREES COME TO THE HOLLOWED ROCK FOR A CLAN MEETING!” Whitestar said. “Foxpaw, Forbiddenpaw, and Stripepaw, you may become warriors.

L- Without an assessment? That's fine. Great. Happy day.

Forbiddenpaw, your name is now Forbiddeneye,

J- WELL OF COURSE!

and Foxpaw, your name is Foxheart. And Stripepaw, you are now known as Stripefang.

L- Ladies and gentlemen, my first ever warrior cats OC.

(scattered applause)

And Bloomingpaw, I would like to make you a medicine cat in training, but a warrior at the same time. Bloomingpaw, you are now known as Bloomingflower.

J- Holy crap, can we please shorten that?

L- Wait a second, it was Blossomingpaw before!

J- I guess that would be worse.

May Starclan approve my choice. And Scalekit, you are now Scalepaw. Your mentor is now Foxheart. Clan dismissed!” Whiteheart said as she hopped off of the hollowed rock. “Stripefang! Come over here, I need to tell you something!” Forbiddeneye told Stripefang.

E- He loves her.

“What, Forbiddeneye?” Stripefang asked.

L- He loves her.

“I-I never told anyone this but…

J- Yeah, he loves her.

I’ve had a crush on you ever since I first saw you in the nursery.” Forbiddeneye said. “And guess what?” Asked Stripefang. “What?” “Me too.”

G- AWWWWWWW!

Chapter 9

A few moons later, every cat knew that Forbiddeneye and Stripefang were mates.

E- Yeah, because they were so OBVIOUS ABOUT IT!

Aslo, Scalepaw got a new warrior name: Scaleclaw. Flowerpelt died in her sleep,

J- (a la Flowerpelt) "Peace."

leaving Blossomflower

J- NOW IT'S BLOSSOMFLOWER! OH MY GOD!

E- I would like to see the amount of legal documents she has for name changes.

to be the medicine cat. Stripefang gave birth to kits, Hollowkit and Calicokit, and became deputy after Raveneye died. Foxheart became the leader after Whitestar gave up her last life. Foxstar also became mates with Darthwing, and she gave birth to Wolfkit, Prunekit, and Lilykit.

E- (gags) Gave birth.

Squirrelpaw became the medicine cat apprentice, and Trunkpaw became Trunknose. Leopardjaw and Spottedfoot died in war. 

L- NOW WHO THE HELL IS SQUIRREL PAW?!

THE END!

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