Chapter 72: WC #2- Prologue

Joel Robinson (J)

Tom Servo (T)

Crow T. Robot (C)

Mike Nelson (M)

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M- Alright, you two, I'm sitting between you and Joel. Knock it off.

C- But he looks so cute when he's confused and can't do anything about it.

SPIKECLAN MEMBERS

LEADER:

Patchstar: A sandy tom

T- His greatest enemy is water.

DEPUTY:

Talonclaw: A fierce tom with amazing abilities and skills

MEDIC CAT:

Rosethorn: A gray she-cat with pinkish eyes

WARRIORS:

Pointedeye: A she-cat with an injured eye. (TRAINING PELTEDPAW)

Scratchedpelt: A scuffed-up tom.

(TRAINING MOLTENPAW)

Windtail: A white-gray she-cat.

(TRAINING REDPAW)

Dirtsky: A brown tom with blue eyes

(TRAINING VIOLETPAW)

Poppyrose: A beautiful calico she-cat

M- Those are two different flowers.

C- And how would you know?

(TRAINING BLUEPAW)

APPRENTICES:

Violetpaw: A grey she-cat with purplish eyes

Peltedpaw: A white tom

Redpaw: A pale red tabby tom

Bluepaw: Redpaw’s sister, looks just like Bluestar

C- Who?

Moltenpaw: A tortoiseshell tom with an injured paw.

QUEENS:

No queens for now…

ELDERS:

Nightwing: Used to be Nightstar, but has 7 more lives to go

Rocktwist: Patchstar’s father

T- ROCKtwist?

KITS:

No kits!

HOLLOW CLAN MEMBERS:

LEADER:

Foxstar: Used to be Foxheart

T- That's it. Her only description. Go home.

DEPUTY:

Stripefang: Forbiddeneye’s mate

C- That's it. Her only description. Go home.

MEDIC CAT:

Blossomingflower: Used to be Blossomingpaw (TRAINING SQUIRRELLIGHT)

WARRIORS:

Squirrellight: Trunknose’s sister

Trunknose: A wild tom

Darthwing: Foxstar’s mate

Scaleclaw: Foxstar’s brother

T- It's almost as if the author gave up on imagining looks and converted to titles.

Forbiddeneye: Half blind tom

Howlingpelt: Scaleclaw and Foxstar’s younger sister

Loveheart: Shy she-cat

Lightstone: Believes greatly in Starclan, she-cat

APPRENTICES:

None… yet…

QUEENS:

None… yet…

KITS:

Hollowkit: Calicokit’s sister

Calicokit: Hollowkit’s sister/ daughter of Stripefang

Wolfkit: Daughter of Foxstar

Prunekit: Wolfkit’s brother

Lilykit: Prunekit’s sister

ELDERS:

Hillrise: Mysterious former warrior she-cat

Starchploom: Stripefang’s father

Eaglewhisker: Foxstar’s mother

SNAKECLAN MEMBERS:

LEADER:

Splashstar: Used to be Splashpelt

DEPUTY:

Patchpelt: A handsome calico tom

WARRIORS:

Wingedfang: A bloodthirsty tom

Sunstone: She-cat, she has a crush on Scaleclaw from Hollowclan

Sandfur: Sandy yellow tom

Brightstorm: Joyful she-cat

Cornpelt: A pale yellow tom

APPRENTICES:

Blossompaw: She-cat, greencough killed many cats.

QUEENS:

None

KITS:

None

ELDERS:

Redfur: Used to be Redstar

BREEZECLAN

For some reason, Breezeclan vanished...

M- Yeah... But...

Chapter 73: WC #2- Chapter 1

Joel Robinson (J)

Mike Nelson (M)

Crow T. Robot (C)

Tom Servo (T)

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Chapter 1

“Wolfkit! Prunekit? Lilykit. ANY KIT?” Foxstar hollered at her crazy kits who were bounding and playing a game of chase in circles around their mother.

M- Hah! Little rascals.

Wolfkit skidded to a stop, only to get smacked in the face by the ground when her younger siblings bumped into her due to her surprising stop. “WOLFKIT!” Prunekit shouted at the top of his lungs. “SHHHHH PRUNEKIT! MOOOOOMMMMMYYYYY. PRUNEKIT IS BEING A LOUD SNOUT!” Lilykit practically screamed.

T- So... What I'm gathering here is that they're loud.

C- Yep, no personality, just l o u d.

“Now all of you SHUSH.” ordered Foxstar. All of the three kits gathered around their mother as she said, “Now time for a story. This one is abo- ''

C- Babysitting 101.

but was cut off by the deputy, Stripefang and her mate, the half blind warrior, Forbiddeneye. “Wow. Another story to try to calm your kits down AGAIN Foxstar?” Stripefang joked. “Ha ha. Very funny Stripefang.” Foxstar meowed playfully at her friend. “Anyhoo, that is not the point.

M- (a la Stripefang) "The point is- you owe me 20 bucks."

The stupid Breezeclan members keep on placing random fox corpses on our territory. Shall I assign patrols?” Stripefang took out a stale dead fox.

C- STALE? They're gonna eat that?

“Oh, luckily, there is a gathering tonight. Also, yes. You shall assign patrols.”

T- (a la Foxstar) "Clearly this happens all the time."

Foxstar sent Darthwing, her mate, to go handle the kits. Dathwing was very grouchy this morning. “WHY DO I GOTTA DO THE WORK?!” Shouted Darthwing sarcastically. Foxstar flinched. “Well, A) I’m your leader and B) I have to go handle the clan! It’s hard work. If you were leader, you would be the same.”

M- My question is... Does she use the parentheses in her sentence or-

Foxstar said before she trotted away. “Oh and one more thing. They are your kits too.”

C- YEAH!

And with that, Foxstar bounded away. At the gathering, Foxstar hopped onto the Hollowclan rock. Patchstar and Splashstar did the same. But, Breezeclan did not arrive. “For where in Starclan IS Breezeclan?!” Growled Patchstar. “We might have three clans meeting tonight.” Said Splashstar.

M- That whole paragraph just said nothing but "mrmrmrmrmr Star mrmrmrmrmr Clan mrmrmrmrmr Star mrmrmrmrmr Star mrmrmrmrmr Clan mrmrmrmrmr Clan mrmrmrmrmr Clan mrmrmrmrmr Star mrmrmrmrmr Star."

“Why, how strange.” Said Foxstar. “Some Breezeclan members have been leaving dead foxes on our territory. They must still be out there!” “Fear not, for I have seen the sights of Breezeclan. They are still alive.” Said a handsome tabby tom.

T- I have the sudden urge to shout "Arnold Schwarzenegger."

“Firestar of Thunderclan!

C- Jeez, DON'T say hi.

For all due respect, why are you out here with us! This is a Gathering for only SAVANNAH clans! What brings you here?” Asked Foxstar. “Behold, I am Graystripe.

T- (chuckling) Okay, shut up, Graystripe.

For me and Forestar

M- That typo just changed the entire story!

C- Forestar- leader of GolfClan!

T- FORE!

has seen more than Breezeclan, we have seen rouges.

C- So... no Breezeclan.

I believe some of them have become kittypets.” Said the Thunderclan deputy. “My! Does Starclan approve?” Lovestone asked.

C- (a la Firestar) "Does StarClan approve- OF COURSE STARCLAN APPROVES."

“No, maybe not. Ever since Breezeclan left the Savannah and rouges became kittypets, we have never seen more thunderstorms before.” Firestar said. “Well, we should go home. Firestar, us Savannah clans will go to your forest clans, and discuss this in your fourtrees. Dismissed!” Foxstar said. “Okay, you can do this, Foxstar, stay calm.” Foxstar then dozed off.

M- Right on the rock? That's not good leader etiquette.

Chapter 74: WC #2- Chapter 2

Mike Nelson (M)

Joel Robinson (J)

Tom Servo (T)

Crow T. Robot (C)

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Chapter 2

“Momma, wake up! WAKE UUUUP!”

C- "Doggone it- YOU SLEPT ON THE ROCK AGAIN!"

Prunekit bounced, and bounced on her mother. “What?” Foxstar yawned. “Me and the other kits have ALL SURVIVED

T- SURVIVED? HollowClan's doing a TERRIBLE job...

SIX MOONS! We are ready to become apprentices!” Prunekit purred. “Oh, we will do that tonight. I need to go to Thunderclan camp. See you.” Foxstar licked her kits,

(T and C make slurping sounds)

M- That is disgusting, you two.

and went outside camp with Blossomingflower, Stripefang, Forbiddeneye, and Lightstone. As they got to the fourtrees, they saw Firestar. “Hello. We came.” Foxstar said, signaling her other cats to bow.

M- (a la Foxstar) "Curtsy, cowards."

“Pleased, Foxstar. Now, I need to show you the kittypets. Stay low.” Said Firestar, crouching and moving with silent paws. Looking into a twoleg window, she saw a cat… a kittypet, was it her or was it really… “SPECKLEDFUR!”

ALL- WHO???

Foxstar hissed. “Oh, if it isn't Foxpaw.” Speckledfur’s collar shined in the sunlight.

T- I love how when the author realizes she hasn't put descriptive sentences in a while she just spits one out there.

“That’s FOXSTAR to you!” Foxstar growled. “And, that is CLOVER to you! I like kittypet life!” Said the kittypet. “KITTYPET LIFE? That is a joke! You should be ashamed of yourself!”

C- He trotted all this way from the savanna, survived being in a clan I assume, and just gave up? Wimp.

Said Forbiddeneye. “Oh, if you have not noticed, I have kits to groom.” Clover chuckled. “Nina!” Clover sat down with his mate, and groomed four kits.

T- POLICE!

M- Oh would you knock it off?!

“Oh. And Breezeclan?” Foxstar asked. “Breezeclan, you say? Well, see, they are at the moonstone. But why should I tell you? You are as dumb as FOX DUNG!”

M- Uh... You kinda did there... Yeah...

Clover growled. “Whatever.” Foxstar trotted along with the other cats and saw Songstar, the Breezeclan leader. And all of the Breezeclan cats surrounded her. “S-Songstar! Don’t you know the warrior code?”

T- (a la Songstar) "The code about who lives and who dies? Yeah, I know."

Asked Stripefang. “Who needs that? I am getting NINE EXTRA LIVES!” Songstar said. Stripefang pounced on Songstar. “Good job Stripefang, I’ll take it from here.” Foxstar said. “Songstar, don’t make a fool of yourself. Your camp is all ready for you.” “And we know that is not the truth. Tell us.” Firestar said.

C- (a la Songstar) "You guys are MEAN!"

“FINE. I wanted to lead my clan to a better spot, the nine lives part is true. Just, it is greencough. It spread all over camp. The kits could barely survive. So, I am gonna propose to Shadowclan.

T- Will you marry me?

C- Will you-

T- BEAT YOU TO IT!

C- OH COME ON!

Then Breezeclan will go back to Shadowclan, no more Breezeclan, and I could be Songbird once again.” Songstar sighed. “Well, go on, get your nine lives. I would happen to know that Starclan would never approve.

M- REALLY? WOULD you?

Just know that Breezeclan was just history. Go on…” Said Lightstone, before leaving with the others, Lightstone looked over and said, “Songbird…” Songstar’s face turned red. As they got back to the fourtrees, Foxstar said, “We will be going back. Thank you.” “My pleasure. May Starclan be with you.” Firestar said. “You too.” That was when Foxstar and Firestar parted onto their own separate paths.

M- Finally.

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Chapter 75: WC #2- Host Segment

(Mike is shown as the leader of ShadowClan. A nasty, tough guy)

(Tom is Songstar)

(Joel and Crow are off to the side as spectators)

Tom: Leader of ShadowClan...

Mike: WHAT?

(Tom lowers, as if getting down on one knee)

Tom: Will you allow my clan to merge with yours?

(Mike becomes vulnerable)

Mike: Omigod, really?

Crow: She's not good enough for you!

Tom: I mean it.

(Mike starts crying and nods)

Mike: Yes...

BEEP! BEEP!

ALL: WE GOT STORY SIGN!

(Joel starts coughing)

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Chapter 76: WC #2- Chapters 3&4

Mike Nelson (M)

Joel Robinson (J)

Crow T. Robot (C)

Tom Servo (T)

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M- Joel? You okay, buddy?

J- I think so...

T- Hey! You can talk again!

J- I can! I can talk again!

C- That means it's time to return his socks, Tom Servo.

T- And to return his wrench, Crow T. Robot.

J- Alright, guys, that's enough, let's all be friends again. I forgive you both.

Chapter 2

M- Hey, look- the author lost track of which chapter she was on!

Lilypaw’s pawspective

T- It's also time to take that tarantula out of his pillowcase, Crow.

J- WHAT?

Lilypaw

T- Lilypaw?

saw her mother walk into camp. She rushed over. Her mother hugged her and hopped onto the hollowed rock. “ALL CATS OLD ENOUGH TO CLIMB THE HIGHEST OF TREES, PLEASE GATHER AROUND THE HOLLOWED ROCK FOR A CLAN MEETING!” her mother bellowed.

M- Wait, Lilypaw? I thought she was Lilykit.

“Wolfkit, Prunekit, Calicokit and Hollowkit, You may all become apprentices.

J- They can stay kits if they want to.

Calicokit, you are now Calicopaw, your mentor is Trunknose. Wolfkit, you are now Wolfpaw, your mentor is Lightstone. Prunekit, you are now Prunepaw, your mentor is Scaleclaw. And Hollowkit, you are now Hollowpaw, your mentor is Howlingpelt. Clan dismissed!” Foxstar leaped off of the rock, and left Lilykit the only kit in the clan.

M- Now it's LILYKIT!

That night, Lilykit escaped out of camp. She went to the Moonstone and asked, “I am the only kit left in Hollowclan, what should I do?” “Lilykit, I say deal with it,

C- Those are some New Jersian ghosts.

or go tell your mother that she needs to make you Lilypaw.” Said her dead grandfather, Spottedfoot. “Grandfather, I can’t deal with it.

T- That's some Californian kit.

I-whatever.” Lilykit woke up. And came up with a plan no one would think she would think of. “I don’t care what my dead relatives say.” Lilykit growled at the moonstone. “I’d rather kill Wolfkit and Prunekit myself…”

T- Yeah, all siblings say that, stop thinking you're unique.

Chapter 3

Wolfpaw’s Pawspective

Wolfpaw went out training with Lightstone. “Now, remember the ONE THING that you young cats should learn.” Lightstone began. “Never, not even once, break the warrior code. For Starclan would be furious.”

C- I'm starting to really hate Lightstone.

T- What happened to "kill kill, blood blood"?

“Okay! So, what are we gonna do? Fighting? Hunting? Ooh! TREE CLIMBING!” Said an eager Wolfpaw. “Now, now. Your mother ordered me to show you the territory first.” Lightstone grabbed Wolfpaw by the scruff and carried on. After she taught her the territory, they hunted. “Use your paws. Silent paws, they shall be.”

C- (a la Yoda) "Use the force, you will."

Lightstone said. “RARRRRRRR!” Wolfpaw hissed and growled and scratched. And she got her first bird. Then, as soon as she got into camp, she got bitten by a fox!

J- (a la Fox) "I'm a bit peckish-"

Lightstone then pounced on the fox and the fox scurried away. “BLOSSOMINGFLOWER! WOLFPAW GOT BITTEN BY A FOX!” Lightstone rushed Wolfpaw into the medicine cat den. Foxstar, Darthwing, Pruneit, and Lilykit all came into the den. “Arrgh. This is the worst case of fox bites that I’ve ever seen. And is that- RAT BITES?”

M- So... She has a lot of rabies.

Blossomingflower looked closely at Wolfpaw. “My! She has GREENCOUGH too!”

T- (chuckling) Man, she is messed up.

“Do you think she will survive?” Asked Foxstar. “It is a very big chance that she will not.” Blossomingpaw quickly covered the bites with cobwebs and fed Wolfpaw some bud root. “Well, I was just about to appoint Calicokit and Hollowkit warrior!

J- Didn't they become warriors last chapter?

And I was going to appoint Lilykit apprentice!” Foxstar said.

ALL- UH OH!

Chapter 77: WC #2- Chapter 5&6

Mike Nelson (M)

Joel Robinson (J)

Tom Servo (T)

Crow T. Robot (C)

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Chapter 4

Lilykit’s Pawspective

“Go, right there.” Said Lilykit, sending off a fox and a rat.

C- She must be great at making friends with literal rabies-children.

She chuckled quietly as she saw Wolfpaw getting bitten. As a good actor as she is, she rushed as quickly as her family members into the den. “Arrgh. This is the worst case of fox bites that I’ve ever seen. And is that- RAT BITES?” Blossomingflower looked closely at Wolfpaw.

C- And then they go "my! she has-"

“My! She has GREENCOUGH too!”

T- "Do-"

“Do you think she will survive?”

T- Yeah, then "it is a very big-"

M- "-chance that she will-"

Asked Foxstar. “It is a very big chance that she will not.” Blossomingpaw quickly covered the bites with cobwebs and fed Wolfpaw some bud root. “Well, I was just about to appoint Calicokit and Hollowkit warrior! And I was going to appoint Lilykit apprentice!”

J- And then it's gonna say something like-

Foxstar said. And that was the moment that Lilykit knew that she had made a mistake.

J- yeah.

Chapter 5

Foxstar’s Pawspective

C- HA! PAWSPECTIVE! (deadpan) hilarious.

“ALL CATS OLD ENOUGH TO CLIMB THE HIGHEST OF TREES COME TOGETHER AT THE HOLLOWED ROCK FOR A MEETING!” Foxstar said. “Today I am making Hollowpaw and Calicopaw

J- Now she gets it right.

a warrior. Hollowpaw, you are now known as Hollowrock. And Calicopaw, you are now known as Calicostripe. And Lilykit, you are now Lilypaw. Your mentor is Howlingpelt. And Prunepaw, you are now known as Prunefoot.

M- If that's so, then consider him a bath freak.

CLAN DISMISSED!” Foxstar hopped off of the rock, going into the leader's den. Then, Bloomingflower came into Foxstar’s den with a worried face. “Foxstar… Wolfpaw might not make it.” Blossomingflower said. Foxstar and Blossomingflower stared at the weak Wolfpaw.

T- Ew, you brought her in here?

“Wolfpaw, wow… Well. If you die, your name will be Ravenwolf.” Foxstar sobbed. And just like that…

Wolfpaw didn’t make it.

C- Say she died. It saves printer ink.

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Chapter 78: WC #2- Host Segment

(Crow and Joel are hovered over Tom)

Crow: MIKE! MIKE!

Mike: What?! WHAT?!

Crow: TOM'S DYING! (obnoxious sobbing) TOM'S DYING!

Mike: TOM SERVO, NO!

Magic Voice: Tom Servo has been bitten by a space rat.

(Tom coughs)

Joel: He has a fever, too!

Crow: JOEL, GET SOME HUMAN MEDICINE FOR OUR FRIEND TOM SERVO!

Joel: MIKE, GET SOME HUMAN MEDICINE FOR OUR FRIEND TOM SERVO!

Magic Voice: Who could've done this to our friend Tom Servo?!

Mike: Who... Indeed?

Joel: And I was just about to give Mike a cookie for helping me out while that machine was on...

(zoom in on Mike)

Mike: (to camera) I've made a mistake...

BEEP! BEEP!

Joel: MAGIC VOICE, GET GYPSY TO CARE FOR HIM! WE GOT MUSICAL SIGN!

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Chapter 79: WC #2- Chapter 7

Mike Nelson (M)

Joel Robinson (J)

Crow T. Robot (C)

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Chapter 6

Lilypaw’s Pawspective

  “No… Wolfpaw…” Lilypaw stared at the unconscious Wolfpaw.

C- So she's still alive.

“What would’ve been her warrior name?” Asked Prunefoot. “Wolftail.” Said Foxstar. “Mom. I have a confession. I was the one who sent the fox and the rat.

M- NO! YOU IDIOT!

I tried to kill Prunefoot and Wolftail. I was… jealous to be the only kit. But I knew that I made a mistake when you said that you would make me Lilypaw.” Said Lilypaw. “Oh, Lilypaw… I know what you did. I am displeased but I am glad you knew it was a mistake.”

J- That's a bad leader.

Foxstar said. “WHAT? YOU KNEW?” Lilypaw asked. “Prunefoot saw you.” “Wow…” Lilypaw said. “ALL CATS OLD ENOUGH TO CLIMB THE HIGHEST OF TREES COME TO THE HOLLOWED ROCK FOR A CLAN MEETING!” Foxstar said. “Lilypaw, you have proven yourself warrior,

M- WHAT?

C- Yeah, barely.

and Now, your name is LILYRIVER!” “Foxstar, sorry, but, Spikeclan is here.” Stripefang warned. “Whatever do they want?” Foxstar asked. “War, Foxstar.” Stripefang said. “They want war.”

C- Why? Let's find out.

Chapter 80: WC #2- Chapter 8 and 9

Mike Nelson (M)

Joel Robinson (J)

Crow T. Robot (C)

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Chapter 7

Prunefoot’s Pawspective

War! Oh boy! My first war! Prunefoot started to think. Then, Spikeclan broke into Hollowclan camp.

J- Through the bulletproof windows?

C- RTA is in the past, Joel.

“Spikeclan, there has to be a reason for this disagreement.” Prunefoot’s mother, Foxstar said. “Oh… I thought you knew.” Said the Spikeclan leader, Patchstar. “Eaglewhisker trespassed on Spikeclan territory.”

M- That's one sensitive leader!

“What? Elders aren’t supposed to leave!” “Which is why we came to fight. ATTACK!” Patchstar pounced on Foxstar, and Prunefoot went to go pounce on the deputy, Talonclaw. Prunefoot seathened

M- SHEATHENED?!

his claws, and scratched a deadly scratch.

C- How could he do that if his claws were seathened?

Talonclaw responded by pouncing on Prunefoot. Prunefoot needed help. “LILYRIVER!” He called. Lilyriver pounced on Talonclaw and got him off. “Take care of the other warriors! You got this!” Lilyfoot said to Prunefoot. Prunefoot focused on a tom that was scuffed up.

M- I remember this being one of the descriptions.

From the looks of him, he looked pretty scathed, and when an enemy is injured, you go for them. So Prunefoot stalked towards the injured tom, and, when he wasn’t looking, Prunefoot went POUNCE!

ALL- OW!

on the tom, and out he went. He sank his claws into the tom’s chest to make sure he really was dead. Then, from out of nowhere, a flash of silver claws knocked him out. When he awoke, he saw a strong looking Wolfpaw standing over him.

J- Guys, nevermind, the stupid thing's alive...

C- Awww...

Was this a dream? Was he still unconscious? Was this just bad eyesight? WHAT WAS HAPPENING?!?! “Wolfpaw? But - you - HOW?” No, she wasn’t dead, she was alive! STANDING RIGHT IN FRONT OF PRUNEFOOT! “Man, that Greencough REALLY got me knocked out!” Wolfpaw said as she helped her brother up.

M- Yeah it sure did, corpse!

“Oh, all those guys from Breezeclan? Yeah, their CRRRRRRR now.” she added as she pretended to slice her neck with her claw.

C- (a la Wolfpaw) "I just thought the audience was wondering, so-"

J- (a la Prunefoot) "What audience?"

C- (a la Wolfpaw) "NOTHING!"

“What?” Wolfpaw asked as she watched her brother staring up at her with wide eyes. “Sorry, but - HOW ARE YOU ALIVE!?” “Oh, Lilypaw brought me some strength food to heal me up! And now I’m here! YAY right?”

ALL- (deadpan) Yay.

“Oh.. I - I guess! But you had us all fooled.” Prunefoot said. “Wolfpaw, YOU’RE ALIVE!” Foxstar said. “Wolfpaw, you are now WOLFTAIL!” “Yesss!” Wolftail said. As Midnight came, and the fight got harsh.

C- Is this how target's like when they get new Stanley's in stock?

Chapter 8

Wolftail’s Pawspective

“Wolfpaw! Eat this!” Wolfpaw heard a faint voice of Lilyriver. “L-Lilypaw?” Wolfpaw asked. “Lilyriver!” Lilyriver said. Wolfpaw messily devoured the food.

M- OM NOM NOM NOM...

And realized that Prunefoot didn’t know that she was alive. And after Prunefoot saw, her mother said, “Wolfpaw, you are now Wolftail.” Wolftail was glad. Even Blossomingflower, the medicine cat, couldn’t believe it. Mom, I gotta win this! You only have ONE LIFE LEFT! Thought Wolftail.

(Gypsy enters)

Gypsy-  Tom didn't make it.

J- NO!

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Chapter 81: WC #2- Host Segment

(Joel and Crow are ugly sobbing in the background)

Joel: TOM SERVO!

Crow: Let it out, Joel! LET IT OUT!

Joel: I BUILT YOU WITH MY OWN HANDS! TOM SERVO!

(Mike is alone with Tom as this is happening. He brings ram chips)

Mike: Tom! Tom!

Tom: Wha...?

Mike: You're dead but alive? That's... Weird... But eat this!

(he does)

Tom: OH BOY! I GOTTA SHOW CROW!

(pan to Joel and Crow)

Tom: Hello, everybody! Hello, Crow!

Crow: Tom... Tom Servo's dead...

(Tom punches Crow, knocking him out. Crow immediately wakes up)

Crow: Tom...? JOEL! TOM'S ALIVE! HE'S ALIVE! LOOK! LOOK!

Joel: TOM SERVO! (hug)

Mike: I must confess that I infected him and tried to kill him...

Joel: WHAT?

BEEP! BEEP!

ALL: WE GOT STORY SIGN!

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Chapter 82: WC #2- Chapters 10- END

Mike Nelson (M)

Joel Robinson (J)

Tom Servo (T)

Crow T. Robot (C)

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Chapter 9

Squirrelight’s Pawspective

“Squirrellight, I need some cobwebs.” Blossomingflower ordered. Squirrellight covered up the bites and scratches on Forbiddeneye’s pelt. Stripefang then came limping into the room. She collapsed on the nest.

T- Crappy deputy.

More cobwebs were needed. Bud root too.

C- That's for rat bites.

Then, Wolftail came scrambling into the room, and Lilyriver, Prunekit, and Wolftail all put their mother onto the nest. “My! So many cats…” Squirrellight said. “What life is she on?” Blossomingflower asked. Squirrellight could see that Wolftail’s face started holding back tears. “Her last one…” Wolftail sobbed.

J- DUN DUN DUNNN!

Chapter 10

Wolftail’s Pawspective

As midnight came, it was sad to everyone that Foxstar, Stripefang, Scaleclaw, Darthwing, and Forbiddeneye died after the war.

M- That's... Unsettling.

T- All of the main characters died?

“So. Who is gonna be deputy AND leader NOW?” Hissed Calicostripe. “ME! ME! ME!” Said all of the warriors, they all fought for deputy and leader. Little did they know that Wolftail was slowly making her way up to the hollowed rock. “STOP! PLEASE! I KNOW WHO SHOULD BE LEADER!”

J- I think they should pull a Breezeclan and peace out.

M- Yeah, I'm getting tired of this.

Wolftail shouted. “Yeah? What?” Hissed an angry Hollowrock. “My sister, Lilyriver. I have seen how she handles everything. She is made for a leader!”

T- WHAT?

Wolftail looked calmly at Lilyriver. The shy Lilyriver looked up, Wolftail could tell that Lilyriver’s face was ARE YOU SERIOUSLY SAYING THIS? Face. “REALLY, WOLFTAIL? You choose your sister who tried to KILL you, and you are letting all of us STRONGER WARRIORS go to waste?”

ALL- WHAT HE SAID!

Shouted an angry warrior in the crowd of cats. “Yes and that is exactly why! If she could’ve almost killed me, she can certainly lead us into and out of war.” explained Wolftail. “Okay, I agree with Wolftail!” Said Prunefoot. Then, Lilyriver became Lilystar.

C- No moonstone? Nothing. 'kay.

M- I never knew you read Warriors.

T and C- Hard drive from Joel.

J- I needed them to have material to go off of.

“And deputy?” Asked Wolftail. “I choose… Trunknose.” Said Lilystar. “And why?!” hissed an even angrier Hollowrock. “Because Trunknose…

J- (a la Lilystar) "Was never mentioned until now."

As a kit, Trunknose held a great personality, brave. And he always wanted to be a leader. So, if I die, he will earn that role. He is a great cat.” Lilystar sniffed the cold air,

(Tom sniffs obnoxiously)

and hopped off of the hollowed rock. “Clan dismissed!” She shouted.

Chapter 11

And so...

Lilystar served to be a great leader, and Trunknose served as a great deputy, Blossomingflower died of death berries,

C- That's one terrible medicine cat if she couldn't tell.

and Squirrellight became the Medicine cat. Prunefoot ended up falling in love with Howlingpelt, and had a kit called Peachkit. Calicostripe then became mates with Trunknose and gave birth to Sunshinekit. Wolftail became a single mother, and gave birth to Snowkit.

C- They don't have sperm donors in the forest.

Lightstone and Loveheart both died. And Gorseflight, Eaglewhisker, and Startchploom died.

J- Not the detergent commercial mascot! No!

M- They just all died. That's it.

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