Chapter 83: WC #3- Chapters 1-2

Gypsy (G)

Tom Servo (T)

Lexsi Marinn (L)

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ICECLAN MEMBERS

Leader:

Iciclestar

L- ICICLESTAR OF ICECLAN? GENIUS!

Deputy:

Bearfoot

Warriors:

Wintersnow (TRAINING MOONPAW)

Iglooice

T- These are the most culturally aware cats I've seen.

G- They know what winter is and everything!

Nighttail (TRAINING CUTPAW)

Polarpelt

Snowtail (TRAINING SNOWPAW)

Flaketail

Snowdrift

Auruaheart 

L- Arr-u-ru? Sounds like a poodle name in a Disney Channel stereotypical film.

Lunarheart

Apprentices:

Moonpaw

Snowpaw

Cutpaw

T- That is the most boring clan list I have ever seen in one of your fanfictions.

Chapter 1

Iciclestar’s Pawspective

I don’t know. No kits… no elders…. No queens. Us arctic cats are struggling. To make matters worse… we are the only clan in the polar climate. No clan to share with. Only us. Iceclan. Some warriors of mine went to the savannah, and discovered the Hollowclan.

G- It was a long trip.

L- I'll say.

My sister, Nighttail, made very good friends with the leader, Lilystar.

ALL- EYYYY!

Now, warriors of Iceclan are going back to Hollowclan, and bringing back food. I don’t know what I could do without Nightail.

T- Ah yes, Nigh-tail.

Chapter 2

Nighttail’s Pawspective

Me and the other warriors made our way to Hollowclan camp. Snowkit, Wolftail’s kit, hollered, “Nighttawl is back!” Snowkit jumped happily. “Ah. Yes. Welcome Nighttail, and other warriors. We have a pile for you. But please, eat first. You look pale.”

L- And how do they pay them back?

ALL- NOTHING!

Lilystar said. “Thank you.” I smiled. I ate a fresh raven and loaded up my mouth with mice and rabbit to bring back home. The savannah clans were about twenty miles away from my clan camp,

T- That's literally more than 7 hours.

so it was a long walk. Already I had missed my sister, Iciclestar. Me and her were together all the time as kits. And when we had the time, me and her would groom each other as apprentices.

ALL- WOAH! WOAH, WOAH, WOAH!

When we became warriors, she became Icicletail. Then, all of the cats in the clan were always saying: “Tail twins!”. But she became leader early after the leader and deputy died.

T- Man, all of these clans suck at staying alive.

Today, as we were halfway to our camp, a group of arctic foxes attacked us, and took us away. The last word I heard before that was Polarpelt shouting: “HELP US, STARCLAN!” 

G- Uh oh.

Chapter 84: WC #3- Chapter 3-5

Lexsi Marinn (L)

Tom Servo (T)

Gypsy (G)

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Chapter 3

Iciclestar’s Pawspective

Now, this got me feeling scared. At midnight, not a cat returned from the Hollowclan grounds.

T- When you have a journey that's over seven hours long, what do you expect?

Not even Nighttail. As I was sleeping, some cat shoved me.

L- Wha- HEY!

I opened my eyes. There… standing in front of me… was my old leader, Talonstar. “You are dead!” I shouted. Why is TALONSTAR here? “Right. I came to warn you.” Talonstar let out a mighty gaze.

L- How do you "let out" a mighty gaze? Do you just pop your eyes out or something and paint eyebrows on it?

I felt tense for a split second. But I knew this leader was dead for moons. I couldn’t show the fear and tense feeling now!

G- Too late, he can smell your fear.

“And what shall that be?” I asked, my voice sounding fearless and bold. “Your sister and the other warriors have been attacked and taken by foxes.” Talonstar sighed. I couldn’t believe it. Nighttail was taken? I was scared to the bone.

T- Not to the bottom of your stomach? She never liked Nighttail.

“Oh. Well, thank you. For what shall I do?” I asked. “For I say that you should go and search for them. Let your deputy go lead the clan while you look.” “Can I bring any cat?” “Bring one apprentice, and one warrior. If possible, go grab an apprentice and warrior from Hollowclan.”

T- (whining) "Why do we gotta bring THEM to the sleepover?"

Talonstar said, then, Talonstar vanished.

Chapter 4

Nighttail’s Pawspective

“Let us go! You are messing with the wrong cats!” Shouted Polarpelt, shifting his white, fluffy body in the snow. Me, Polarpelt, and Lunarheart all were stuck in a fox camp, and wrapped in vines and ice.

L- How do you get wrapped up in ice?

“This is not fair! There are cats to feed!” Lunarheart roared. I hissed painfully at the foxes. “We will let you go on one condition…” The leader fox, Rookie,

G- Wimp!

laughed. “Bring two kits to our camp, and we may have a feast.” “NO! NEVER! GIVE US ANOTHER OPTION!” I shouted.

T- Wha- SAY YES, GODAMMIT, THEY HAVE NO KITS!

“Okay then…” Rookie chuckled. I knew he was up to no good. “Bring us a moose.” “MOOSE?

T- "Actually, meese."

There are no moose here! You are out of your fur!” Lunarheart shouted. I know that Lunarheart lied. She is scared of moose.

L- Sorry, there are no moose in the Arctic, so is this just an over exaggerated version of Canada?

To be honest, all of us are. “Okay. What if we tell you to go over there and find a moose!”

L- (a la gangster) "Ey, kitty cat, go find yer ol' Rook some meese, Ey? Wouldn't want cha' 'heart to stop beatin!"

Rookie shouted. The foxes released us, and we trotted slowly the way he pointed.

G- That is, if he had thumbs.

“I hope my sister will save us.” I said, looking up at the stars.

Chapter 5

Iciclestar’s Pawspective

“ALL CATS OLD ENOUGH TO SURVIVE THE BIGGEST OF BLIZZARDS COME TO THE FROSTED ROCK FOR A CLAN MEETING!”

T- Sounds like the new Dairy Queen treat.

I shouted. “Three of our warriors got attacked by the fox pack and taken by them, I need one apprentice and one warrior.” I looked down at the cats. “I will take the job. I will bring along your sister’s apprentice, Cutpaw.” Said Snowtail, a white tom.

G- Why are all of them named "tail"?

L- I have no idea- when Iciclestar became IcicleSTAR they must've decided "Hey, we're good to have a tail again!"

“Good. And Bearfoot, when we are gone, since you are the deputy, you will temporarily take my place. Clan dismissed!” I hopped off of the rock. As we got to Hollowclan

ALL- SLOW DOWN!

camp, I announced: “I NEED THE LEADER, A WARRIOR, AND AN APPRENTICE TO SAVE MY WARRIORS AND KILL THE FOXES!” “Okay. Trunknose. As far as I am gone, you will temporarily take my place.” Lilystar said. “I will take my sister, Wolftail. And I will also take.... Sunshinepaw, since you just became an apprentice,

T- Sorry, JUST? Isn't that irresponsible?

you will be coming.” And so, we all went to save the cats. As we started off, I noticed that tonight was a gathering for the savannah clans. By my side, Lilystar looked back at the clan gathering, worried. “It’s okay.” I said. “Trunknose will handle this.”

L- Dun dun dun?

Chapter 85: WC #3- Chapter 6-8

Lexsi Marinn (L)

Tom Servo (T)

Gypsy (G)

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Chapter 6

Nighttail’s Pawspective

“I’m STARVING! What would I give to eat a polar rabbit!”

L- We have polar rabbits at home.

Lunarheart said. I have to admit, I was feeling sluggish too. Then, I saw tracks in the snow. Moose tracks.

Chapter 7

Bearfoot’s Pawspective

T- That needed a new chapter?

Iciclestar looked at me calmly, and said that I can be a temporary leader! I was so happy! But, as soon as she left, the camp turned silent. Not a pawstep to be heard. “MOUSE BRAIN! MOUSE BRAIN! BEARFOOT IS A MOUSE BRAIN!” The clan shouted.

L- They collectively decided "frick this guy".

“How am I a fool?” I asked. “YOU MOUSE BRAIN! YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW TO LEAD A CLAN!” Shouted my sister, Aruraheart. “DON’T TALK TO be YOUR LEADER THAT WAY!” I shouted. By the time I said that, they went quiet.

G- Woah, be quiet.

I heard some whispering, and they all bowed. “Deeply sorry, Bearfoot.” Aruraheart said. “Good. Now, talk to me like that again, and I will claw your face off.” I said. That is when I knew I had all the power.

L- Motivation!

T- Second book reference!

Chapter 8

Iciclestar’s Pawspective

“Whoof. I did not think that it would be this COLD.” Lilystar shivered.

T- (a la schoolgirl) "Jessica's complaining again, guys!"

“That is what FUR is for, mouse brain.” Cutpaw said, rolling his eyes. I chuckled inside. “It is almost midnight. Let’s go set up camp.” I said. When we got camp set up, we got a rabbit. At least enough to share among us cats.

L- Everyone fell asleep starving that night.

“I have no idea why the foxes took your warriors. We should have been traveling with them.” Lilystar put her paw on my pelt. “It is fine. For the foxes came unexpected.” I tried to relax at Lilystar.

T and L- How do you "relax at" someone? 

As we went to sleep, it started to rain. I heard roaring. And a scratch on my fur. The wound stung. And I woke up, unable to move. The wound on my fur was terrible. Then I looked up. “Iciclestar!” A cat.

T- A cat?

L- A cat.

G- A cat?!

ALL- A cat.

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Chapter 86: WC #3- Host Segment

(ALL are in winter coats)

Tom: Alright, Iceclanians, let's sing our anthem to honor our ancestors... And IcicleStar! (presents Gypsy, as IcicleStar)

Gypsy: Yay!

Lexsi: Hit it, Cambot!

(A marching beat. Think the Pants song)

Lexsi and Tom:

IceClan

IceClan

IceClan home sweet home

Tom:

Winter storms

Snowflakes form

The best place we could call our own!

Lexsi:

IceClan

IceClan

We live to survive in the snow

IceClan

IceClan

Hunger is the only thing we know...

Tom:

We travel

To the Savannah

And we get some food from another clan!

Because we

Aren't good at hunting

So we steal from fellow man!

Lexsi and Tom:

IceClan

IceClan

IceClan, we are mighty!

IceClan

IceClan

We shiver and suffer nightly!

(Lexsi and Tom clearly have noticed that their song isn't pleasing Gypsy)

Lexsi: Uh-

Lexsi:

IceClan

IceClan

We have moose in our own horizon!

IceClan

IceClan

We refuse to admit we're a riot!

Tom:

IceClan

IceClan

Our leader is kinda almost dead

And our

Deputy BearFoot

Has some wackadoodle head!

Lexsi and Tom:

Although we

Survive the cold

We don't think IceClan is well!

So maybe

Our own IceClan

Can somehow, somehow, survive out of this

Hell!

(end)

Tom: IceClan doesn't sound so great anymore...

Gypsy: I quit.

Lexsi: Yeah, they kinda need to... Get out of the Arctic at least.

BEEP! BEEP!

ALL: WE GOT STORY SIGN!

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Chapter 87: WC #3- Chapter 9-17

Tom Servo (T)

Lexsi Marinn (L)

Gypsy (G)

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Chapter 9

Lilystar’s Pawspective

As I went to sleep, I heard roaring in the rain.

T- Rain? All of a sudden we're not in the snow?

I felt the fur on my back start moving. What was that? I looked up, and I saw Iciclestar. She had a wound. I couldn’t tell what kind of wound.

L- Well, she's bleeding, so...

T- That's a wound, all right.

I saw that her pelt stopped moving. And I saw Cutpaw in front of her. Cutpaw looked like he just saw the eyes of Starclan right in front of him.

T- He's so sensitive about losing a staring contest.

“Help her, please!” I shouted.

Chapter 10

Wolftail’s Pawspective

T- FSHHHH

Oh no. Just, no. I went to sleep. And then, I heard roaring right beside me! “COME OUT PESKY FOXES!” I heard a cat scream. I wasn’t sure who. As I woke up, I saw Iciclestar lying on the ground, Cutpaw and Lilystar started gathering herbs. I started to get worried. They are not medic cats!

G- Medicine cats.

Chapter 11

Snowtail’s Pawspective

T- FSHHH!

Oops. Oh no… I heard thunder and the padding of paws. I thought it was the foxes. “COME OUT FOXES!” I shouted, and I… and I…

L- If you couldn't tell, he's the guilty one, because, ya know, suspense.

Chapter 13

Cutpaw’s Pawspective

T- FSHHHH!

I heard Snowtail shout, and I know what happened. But I’d better keep my mouth shut.

L- Don't be shy.

Plus, I don’t know who wounded my leader.

L- Uh... But you just said-

Chapter 14

Snowtail’s Pawspective

T- FSHHH!

I slayed my claws randomly in a circle, not making a pawstep out of my little bed.

G- Nest.

After I was done, I took a deep breath. And I started to panic that the foxes weren’t there. All I hit was tree branches. But I had no choice, I did it once more. Hitting another tree branch… I think…

L- Someone re-mentor this guy right now.

Chapter 15

Lilystar’s Pawspective

T- FSHHH!

Dear Starclan, Iciclestar needs your help! I can’t do much without her! Get my mother, Foxstar, and my father, Darthwing! Just anything! Please! I need you! Iciclestar can’t just die!

L- It's totally not like she has nine lives or whatever.

Chapter 16

Snowtail’s Pawspective

T- FSHHHH!

I didn’t know Iciclestar was there the second time!

G- These chapters get shorter and shorter.

Chapter 17

Iciclestar’s Pawspective

I….Woke...Up… The welcome party for me was emotional.

T- I'm not doing my transition sound anymore, it's getting emotional.

All of the cats around me started hugging me. “Who wounded me?” I asked. Everyone shrugged. “I did. I thought it was the foxes…” Snowtail said. “It is fine, Snowtail.” I said. “How many lives do you have left?'' Lilystar.

L- Lilystar?

T- Uh-huh. Lilystar. I guess she's there, too.

“I have… 7.” I said. “I have all 9 left.” Lilystar said.

L- Someone's an attention seeker, hmmm?

“Don’t you have 6 now?” Asked Cutpaw. “Yes.” I said. Sunshinepaw came up to me. I had almost forgotten that she came!

ALL- US, TOO!

“Well, I patched up the cobwebs for you. Your welcome…” She said, a bit shy. “Oh! Thank you!” I said. How could one apprentice heal me? She wasn’t even a medic cat!

G- It's medicine!

Chapter 88: WC #3- Chapter 18-END

Lexsi Marinn (L)

Tom Servo (T)

Gypsy (G)

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Chapter 16

Polarpelt’s Pawspective

I hunted some prey for us three cats. And boy, were we hungry! Chomping and gobbling up rabbit! Nighttail’s eyes were like pearls under the sea.

G- Okay?

I have to admit… I have a crush on her!

T- REALly? yA dOn'T sAy.

L- Usually, when someone describes some random ass guy in their first person monologue they have a relationship with them.

One day, on our journey to the moose herd, Nighttail said, “I had a vision last night, Iciclestar and other cats are going to save us!” “GOOD.” Said Lunarheart.

T- And that made him fall for her immediately.

“Well, we must go on our way, in less than a moon, we may be a tail length away from a moose!” I said. Nighttail smiled at me. “Right. Polarpelt, they might have driven the foxes out! Maybe they are already searching for us now!” Nighttail’s voice filled me with pride.

L- You didn't do anything.

“Nighttail, you are right! You are the best friend ever!” Lunarheart said, I thought it was strange, Lunarheart usually is sassy and stubborn. But Nighttail changed her point of view!

L- Direct characterization at it's finest.

Then, Nighttail stopped in her tracks. There, right in front of us, was moose camp.

T- (a la camp counselor) "Okay, boys and girls! Let's clomp our hooves real nice to get all those bugs!"

“This is it.” I said.

Chapter 17

Wolftail’s Pawspective

I started to hiss at the foxes. We finally found the fox camp. “Rookie, WHERE IS MY SISTER?!” Shouted Iciclestar. “Why should I tell you?” Said the leader fox, I assumed that was Rookie. I saw my sister, Lilystar, get angry. Lilystar’s claws unsheathed. “TELL…. US… NOW!” She shouted.

L- You shouldn't really care that much for another clan's sister.

“Hey, Lilystar, get it together. Rookie, and other foxes, we are not looking for a fight, we are searching for Lunarheart, Nighttail, and Polarpelt. Where are they?” I said. “Searching for moose. How hard can that be?” Rookie asked. “IT IS FREEZING TO THE CORE OUT THERE!”

T- Also, uh, cats can't kill a moose just like that...

Iciclestar shouted. I looked at all the frost on her wet, snowy, paws. She might be right, what if they freeze? I thought. “Okay, cats.” Iciclestar said, full of rage. “We are gonna find them, no matter what tries to stop us. Even if we die trying, at least we died trying to save cats not in war.”

G- That's so much less notable.

She said, I sighed worriedly. Off we went, ready to save her sister and other warriors.

L- "I guess they're here too."

Chapter 18

Nighttail’s Pawspective

Polarpelt dashed into the moose camp, attacking the closest moose. “POLARPELT!” I shouted. Me and Loveheart darted toward Polarpelt, managing to FINALLY kill the moose.

ALL- WHAT?!

“Now to drag this thing.” Polarpelt said as we all managed to somehow drag it out of camp. Then, I heard shouting in the distance. “NIGHTTAIL! LUNARHEART! POLARPELT! IT’S US!!” It sounded like… my SISTER. “ICICLESTAR! IT’S US!!!” I shouted.

L- IT'S US!

T- IT'S US!

That made us drag the moose until we finally found Lilystar, my sister, Wolftail, Cutpaw, and Sunshinepaw. “OH, NIGHTTAIL!” Iciclestar hugged me tight. “Iciclestar!” I hugged back. When we were at home, all the cats looked HORRIBLE. “N...Nighttail…”

L- "He's been... Playing Despacito... For three days straight."

Flaketail flopped down to the ground. “BEARFOOT! EXPLAIN THIS!” Iciclestar shouted as she dashed into the leader's den. “Iciclestar! It’s great! The clan is doing well! Take my advice!” Bearfoot said. “ALL CATS OLD ENOUGH TO SURVIVE THE BIGGEST OF BLIZZARDS COME TO THE FROSTED ROCK FOR A CLAN MEETING!”

T- That's a really high bar set for these poor guys.

L- They collapsed- change it to "walk five steps."

T- Eh...

L- Oh, fine, "three".

Iciclestar announced. The cats all limped to the frosted rock. “I see that everyone is starving! Is there anyone who is well fed?” Iciclestar asked. Only Wintersnow, our medic, raised her paw.

ALL- WINTERSNOW WASN'T THE MEDICINE CAT!

“Wintersnow, heal the wounded cats and put them in warm nests! Nighttail, Polarpelt, and Lunarheart, go hunt for prey! I will go bring Sunshinepaw, Lilystar, and Wolftail home!”

L- And she's leaving the clan in Bearfoots paws again- doesn't she learn anything?

My sister’s words were clear. “Yes, Iciclestar!” Wintersnow said, then he immediately started healing the cats, and I hunted so much that even I had to sneak a few bites of the fresh kill!

L- Erm, that's a no no.

Chapter 19

Bearfoot’s Pawspective

I had a talk with Iciclestar. “So? Spill it!” Iciclestar said. “FINE.” I grumbled.

T- Oh wait, this is Bearfoot now, shhh...

“I made the cats hunt, if they didn’t, then I made them not eat. Only Wintersnow was not required to not eat, since, hello, she is the medic!”

L- Wait a second... Cats hunting, if not, no eating... Hold on, he's in the RIGHT!

G- That actually makes sense, since they have nobody required to stay in camp!

I shouted. “Bearfoot… that was just… so irresponsible of you…” Iciclestar sighed. I knew what I had to do.

ALL- Kill her.

Chapter 20

Nighttail’s Pawspective

I heard a scream. A particular scream coming from the leader’s den. My sister’s. I dashed into the den and found a… disappointment. It was a cat’s body, lying dead on the floor. Who was it? Iciclestar.

T- Knew it.

“BEARFOOT! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?” I sobbed as I placed my forehead fur on my sister’s. “What had to be done?” Bearfoot said, placing his paw on my shoulder.

G- I'm being nitpicky Nelly here but... Which one?

“I didn’t kill her, she did.” Bearfoot pointed to HIS sister, Aruraheart. “Who me? AHHH! MY LEADER!”

L- She's the killer. Yeah, no, she's terrible at being innocent.

“All cats old enough to survive the  biggest of blizzards, come to the frosted rock. NOW!” Bearfoot announced. “Our leader, Iciclestar, has died. Aruraheart killed her. SO….” Bearfoot killed his sister.

ALL- WOAH!

L- Slow DOWN!

T- Jeez, just exile her...

“Any questions?

L- "Uh, why'd you just kill-"

Or am I not BEARSTAR to you?” He asked. “Yes, sir.” The warriors went back to their duties.

T- Yes, we have questions, or yes, you are Bearstar?

“Thank you for telling me that, Bearstar.” I said. “I’ve been waiting for this moment a long time, Nighttail.” Bearstar gazed into my eyes. “Nighttail, would you be my mate?” “I-I’d love to.” I said.

I just didn’t know how wrong I was.

L- He's gonna kill you, too, brother.

THE END!

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