George: Alright, for the next two stories, I'm splitting you all into teams.
All: (groaning)
George: Crow, Joel, Jonah, and Lexsi- team one. Gypsy, Mike, Tom, and Emily- team two. You will all alternate based on my command. Remember: It's a very, very long and stupid story.
All: (groaning)
George: Also, I lied about the page count.
All: (confused groaning?)
George: I got an anonymous tip that the story is 121 pages long, NOT 160.
Lexsi: A tip?
George: Yes, I have someone here that's helping me out with lore accuracy, and stuff like that. No biggie.
Emily: I'm sorry...
Tom: No... Biggie?
George: What?
Mike: Oh, gee, I dunno, YES biggie?!
Jonah: You have an inside man?! Someone behind the scenes?!
George: My companion has requested their identity to remain anonymous as it may trigger emotions if they're revealed...
(protesting)
BEEP! BEEP!
Team One: WE GOT STORY SIGN!
6... 5.. 4... 3... 2... 1...
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