Chapter 32: HGTM- Chapter 1&2

Today's riffers are...

Gypsy (G)

Tom Servo (T)

Crow T. Robot (C)

Joel Robinson (J)

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G- AHHH! What happened? I was just in the theater!

The Horse Gallopers: Team Members

C- Or, for short, HUH-GUH-TEH-MUH.

J- Well, hey guys, its us originals again!

G- JOEL! Yay! This'll be fun!

Chapter 1

Autumn could feel her foal coming,

T and C- EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

J- Stop that.

and it was coming soon, she knew. The horses were in a trailer. They had been traveling in this trailer for days, almost a month, but not that close. Often, the trailer would stop and the master, who was known as Hilter,

ALL- WHAT?

J- I had no idea Lexsi would stoop this low!

C- Wait, Lexsi's the author? Oh, riiiiight... Yeahhhh...

would pull the trailer to a stop so he could give them food and water. The horses called him Colossus because of the way he treated them.

T- Gesundheit.

But Colossus wasn’t all bad. He gave the horses food and water every day, but just once or twice a day. Colossus named all the horses. He named her Autumn because of her golden brown coat and her black mane and tail.

G- Joel! I want that one!

J- Gypsy, are we still going with the "pony" debate? Autumn’s closes friend was Misty, who was named after her whitish-grayish coat with gray spots on her flank.

T- These names are so practical.

The other horses, (there were three more) Black  Rose, who was pitch black, Spirit, who was a stallion and he looked a lot like a horse (Spirit) from a TV series called “Spirit Riding Free,”

C- OH OF COURSE!

T- But wait, Joel, if Hitler is alive, wouldn't this make our time period the 1940's?

J- Yeah, but I guess Netflix was very underground.and another colt who was named Bronco for his little bulky body. C- Twink.

G- Awwww!

Bronco was a white horse. The five horses were hearing their master talk to a man in a blue coat. (he was coming as well), but the horses sometimes heard their names. The horses were confused because they didn’t know what was going on.  The little chat turned into shouting, and Autumn whinnied painfully.

T- What an attention seeker!

Misty neighed so loud and wildly that Collosus had to pull over! Misty was neighing to let the master know that Autumn was foaling.

T and C- EWWWWWWWWWW!

They were lucky because the horses and their master were at a meadow, so the horses started to graze. Autumn lay down on the grass and the master came over. “Shhh, shhh, there, there,” he said, soothingly, to Autumn. Finally, a few minutes later, the foal was born!

T and C- EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

J- Hey. Knock it off.

It was a Blue Roan, a rare horse. G- Joel, I want that one! Please?

J- Read the story, Gypsy. Can you do that for me?

G- Okay, Mr. Robinson...

“Weird,” murmured the master. For he had never seen a blue roan come out of an American Quarter horse. “I shall call this foal ‘Illusions’!” 

T- Now who the heck names their kid-

“What is the deal with humans?” Autumn exclaimed, “No matter, I will call you Luna!” 

T- Ohhh...

*            *             *           *            *       

A little while later, when the horses were back in the trailer, Luna asked,

G- She knows how to speak already?!

“Mama, why do you call me ‘Luna,’ but the master calls me ‘Illusions?’”  “Why, I named you Luna, but the master named you Illusions. Humans are just very, so. . . . . . . so complicated.”

(Tom and Crow slow turn to look at Joel menacingly.)

J- What?

Autumn sighed. The trailer stopped. The horses did not recognize this place. It had a big canopy and lots of trees and the sound of squawking filled the air. It was a beautiful place-but the horses sensed danger. As if the beautiful place was a trap-a trick! Misty told Autumn that the horses were somewhere called a jungle. But Misty told Autumn that there were many dangers in this place.

C- (a la Misty) "We're in a place called a jungle. There are many dangers in this place!" Just say that.

When the master opened the trailer, the horses were even more confused! Why would Colossus want to let the horses into a jungle where there were dangers? 

ALL- Uh...

So, the horses did not move. “Come on, go wild,” shouted Colossus as he smacked each of the horse's flanks, but not too hard, “Go run free already!” And when Spirit heard this, he dashed off into the jungle with no warning. “NO!” cried Misty, who had really, really liked Spirit.

T- AND THEY'RE OFF!

J- He's really riding free!

G- Horses aren't native to the jungle!

T- Now they are, sweetie!

“Why.” She said in a small voice.  Then, Misty galloped off in Spirit’s direction. “Ugh,” Autumn said, a little disgusted, “Come on Luna! We need to follow her!” And soon enough, Luna and Autumn were galloping off toward Misty and Spirit. Bronco said to Black Rose, “Come on Black Rose! We need to go after our friends!” The old mare hesitated then started to run. “HEY! Wait up,” shouted Bronco as he started to gallop.

ALL- Shorty!

The horses were now galloping into the jungle.

T- Weren't they already in- nevermind

Chapter 2

T and C- A wim-bo-we-a-wim-bo-we-a-wim-bo-we-a-wim-bo-we

G- Ee-e-e-e-e-EE-e-e-e-e

Luna could barely see in the green canopy. The sun peeked out through the trees every once in a while. Autumn smelt Misty just ahead, so she called Luna, “We are free! Just keep going until I slow down!” “OK mama,” Luna called back to her mom. A few minutes later, Autumn’s pace started to decrease, so Luna slowed hers to. Autumn’s ears twitched. Where is everyone? Luna thought.

J- In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight...

As if reading her thoughts, Autumn muttered to herself, “I don’t know.” Suddenly, Luna heard the sound of galloping behind her. Luna whipped around to see what was behind her. “Mama! It’s Black Rose and Bronco!” “What,” said Autumn, surprised. “Oh, I’m so glad I found you two,” Black Rose said, relived. Bronco galloped straight up to Luna and trotted in circles around her.

T- MATING CALL! NOT MATING STALL! Come on, Bronco...

At first, Luna was a little bit surprised. But then she got used to it. . . . . . . .  until her mom snapped at Bronco.

(All the humans snap their fingers at the same time)

“Mama! What was that for,” Luna cried, a little scared. “Sorry Luna. He was just being,” Autumn shot a look at Bronco, “unnecessary.”  I don’t think he was. . . .

G- And... What was he doing?

thought Luna. Bronco hurried next to Black Rose’s flank, trembling. “Calma, Calma,” Black Rose said soothingly to Bronco, “Now. Why don’t we go find Misty and Spirit. Misty is probably going, ‘oh Spirit, I’m so glad I found you,’” Black Rose said, imitating Misty in a high baby voice.

C- There's a joke coming, just wait.

The horses started laughing. Sure enough, the horses found Misty and Spirit.

J- Any second now...

And Misty was saying exactly what Black Rose had said when she had been imitating Misty!

T- Which is, and say it with me,

“Oh Spirit, I’m so glad I found you!” (ALL say it at the same time)

cried Misty happily. Spirit's eyes darted back and forth and he said, “Nobody thinks that this is weird, right? Anybody?” 

J- "Guys, Spirit knows he's in a book again, get the stuff."

The horses just burst out laughing. Suddenly, all the horses just stopped laughing and Spirit perked up his ears. Danger is near, and they can sense it.  Luna thought. And suddenly they heard a low growl. The horses formed a circle, and left a little gap, just big enough for Luna to squeeze through. “Get inside the gap, quickly,” Autumn said to Luna. Luna motioned for Bronco to follow her. Then, the horses closed the gap. They are protecting me and Bronco. 

T- "I hope you enjoy Secret Life of Pets 3."

Thought Luna. Then, an even louder growl was heard. The circle tightened. Luna could feel the horses tense even more. What’s happening?  Luna thought, very worried. Suddenly, something leaped out from behind the bushes and guess where it landed? Right on Autumn! Luna watched in pure horror as the yellow and black spotted beast killed her mother and brought her into a tree.

T- (a la Beast) "Gee, it's that easy? They don't do anything!"

Luna saw that ferocious beast eat her mother. Tearing apart her flesh.

C- (a la Luna) "OH, SOMEONE DO SOMETHING!"

It was horrifying to Luna. The circle closed again.

J- (a la Luna) "NOT HELPIIING!"

And then, her mother was out of sight.

Chapter 33: HGTM- Chapter 3

Joel Robinson (J)

Tom Servo (T)

Crow T. Robot (C)

Gypsy (G)

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Chapter 3

“Get back here! My food!” Shouted a woman on a galloping horse with an orange coat and a black mane and tail.

C- I haven't seen a human around these pages in a long time.

“Who ARE you?” Shouted Misty. Since only the horse could hear her, the horse neighed. “Oh! More horses! Oh joy!” Said the woman. “Everyone, go back.” Black Rose nickered as they started to inch back toward the entrance. “I am not gonna hurt you. I am Wendy.

T- Joel, this is still in the 40's right?

J- I think so.

T- Okay, okay...

This is my horse, Nico. And right here, is her foal, Lumina.” the woman sensed them getting scared, so she spoke in a soft voice as she pointed to a foal, about Luna’s age, with a black coat and a white mane.  Ooooh, cute hor-no Luna, focus on bigger priorities, Luna thought as she tensed, even harder.

C- It's the perfect gaykening!

J- Crow, what?

Where did mommy go? I wanna know NOW BLACK ROSE. TELL ME WHERE MAMA WENT, screamed Luna’s mind. “I’ll tell you what, if you trust me, I can help you find your way through the jungle WITHOUT getting eaten. Is that ok with you gu-AAAAAAH!” Wendy screamed as a black, cat-like shape pulled her up and away into the dark jungle trees.

T- (a la black cat) "Just gonna take this, thank you-"

“MASTER!” Nico called. “MOMMY! I WANNA HAVE A HOME!” Lumina pushed against her mother. “Say-where IS our master?” Bronco said. “I think he might have set us… free.” Spirit said, softly and hesitantly. “Free. Yes. Lumina, we are free!” Nico said with a soft smile as she shook her saddle off. “I HATED having a master. The riding part at least.” Said Nico.

(Tom is about to say something, but Joel slams his beak shut)

J- I know what you were thinking, Tom Servo, stop.

“Where is YOUR mom?” Lumina asked Luna. “Oh… um… well… BLACK ROSE I DON’T KNOW AND I WANNA KNOW.” Luna said, getting a bit angry. “Now, don’t be alarmed, but something called a leopard took Autumn -- or your mother, Luna -- and killed her.

C- (a la Black Rose) "Remember, don't be alarmed."

The woman who calls herself Wendy was eaten by a big black cat called a panther.

C- (a la Black Rose) "Don't... Be..."

We are on our own now.”

C- (a la Black Rose) "Alarmed."

said Black Rose calmly to everyone, as though IT WAS NOTHING.

T- (a la Dumbledore) "HARRY! DID YOU PUT YOUR HAND IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?"

But it TOTALLY DEFINITELY WAS SOMETHING COMPLETELY SCARY. MOMMY! NO! It can’t have happened to HER of all horses. OH IT’S TOTALLY MY FAULT because she was too busy being off guard to PROTECT ME instead of HERSELF. ARRRRGH. I KNEW IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME! NO, 

G- This is quite a pickle!

screamed Luna’s mind so loud, it almost gave her a real headache. She blinked a few times, and when she was done she realized that Nico had brung all of them to a cave. Where they will be living from now on. “Ok, I have a terrific idea.

(ALL groan "Uh oh" "Come on" "Here she goes")

We could all be kind of like a pack or… A FAMILY! Yes! A family!” Nico said. “We are all brothers and sisters then! Nobody calls certan ponies mom or dad.” Luna said, thinking about her mom.

C- (to Joel) Come here, my brethren.

J- Hello, Crow.

Is she alive? Or dead? She didn’t know. She just doesn't want a new mom. Autumn is the only mom she accepts.

G- Lexsi told me about this- apparently this is Direct Characterization

C- Oh yeah! From that sentence alone, I know we're in for a long ride!

“C’mon, Luna. You KNOW your mother is dead. Stop thinking about it.” Said Nico.

J- Oh Come on, you weren't even there.

“HOW DO YOU KNOW?! YOU BARELY KNOW HER! I DON’T WANT A NEW MOM! NOT WHEN IT HAS TO BE YOU!” Luna closed her mouth shut. “Oh, d-did I yell?...  I-I’m so sorry miss Nico.”

T- Hey, at least she's aware of it!

Luna said so soft you could barely hear her. “Yes, dear Luna. I understand that you are scared-” said Nico, but got cut off by Luna, who said, “I’m not SCARED. Are YOU SCARED, NICO?!”

T- Nevermind.

C- At this point, I don't think we need to specify if Luna's saying it. 

J- I know, right? She's stuck on caps lock!

“No, I’m not, I am just concerned for you; for foals - like you - need a mother’s milk.” said Nico, getting a bit impatient.“PEOPLE ONLY HAVE ONE MOM!

T- OH, YEAH, TELL THAT TO TIKTOK!

YOU HAVE A FOAL! I DON’T WANT YOU AS A MOM!” Luna galloped angrily to the part in the cave

T- (a la Luna) "HMMMPH! Everything sucks!"

made for Bronco, Lumina, and her, and layed down in a stack of hay. “I WILL prove she’s alive, I WILL prove that Black Rose is wrong! I WILL prove that Nico will NEVER BE MY MOTHER!”

C- You are feeling the sudden urge to resist...

She whispered, then slipped off into darkness to sleep.

1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6...

Chapter 34: HGTM- Host Segment

Joel: Hey, guys, what do you think of the story so far?

Crow: Again, like always. Too many characters.

Joel: Me too.

Tom: Joel, I really wish there was a way to narrow it down to the few mains. Like, I know Luna is important but that's pretty much it.

Joel: Well, don't think about it too hard. Just know that the number one thing we should do in situations like these is to...

Crow and Tom: Memorize!

Joel: Do we know who Wendy is?

Tom: Who?

Gypsy: Human.

Joel: Bronco?

Crow: Doesn't ring a bell.

Gypsy: Small guy.

Joel: Good, Gypsy. She's crushing you two. Alright, Colossu-

Crow: (interrupting) He's Hitler, yeah we know.

Tom: We love Colossus, Joel. he's depicted differently in this motivating piece.

Crow: I just don't know why they call him Colossus.

Gypsy: Well, if you paid attention, then you would know it's because of the way he treats them.

Tom: but the guy was like, 5'9 in real life.

Gypsy: Well excuuuuuuse me for embracing the canon.

Joel: We'll still need to talk with Lex about this one later.

BEEP! BEEP!

ALL- WE GOT STORY SIGN!

6... 5... 4.... 3... 2.. 1...

Chapter 35: HGTM- Chapter 4-End

Joel Robinson (J)

Tom Servo (T)

Crow T. Robot (C)

Gypsy (G)

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CHAPTER 4

“Come, child, I will show you your answers to your questions.” Said a familiar, soft, loving voice.

J- B-Bob Ross?!

“Mom? MOM! I thought you were KILLED!” Luna looked up at Autumn. “I was almost killed. But the leopard revealed that she was my long lost friend, Starlift.”

C- (a la Autumn) "Don't be alarmed."

“A LEOPARD? FRIEND?” “Yes, you know, before I was in the stables, I used to live in a zoo. The zookeeper put the horse exhibit near the leopard exhibit. Starlift was named for her sparkling eyes. They had a tint of pink.

G- Horses can't see pink!

C- Joel, how does she know that?

J- Well, when George talked about some horse book, I put a hard drive back in Gypsy so she could remember her horse knowledge from long ago.

T- No wonder she finally shut up about ponies for years.

They glistened in the moonlight. She always joked that she was a living star.

T- GAYKENING!

J- Again, how did you learn that word?

But, after 2 years of knowing her, she was taken out of her cage and was put into the wild, I guess. Then, when they found out I was very kind to Starlift, they thought I was wild, too. So they were just about to release me, our master broke in and took me before they loaded me into the truck.

T- Well, naturally this IS the 40's- the animal treatment sucks!

G- YEAH!

Misty was saved, too. I guess that the master was talking to the police, who finally found him.

J- See, that's how the story should've ended for Addie here.

I think the police were talking to him to set us free. Did you notice that the master sounded annoyed that we were set free? That he was shouting?”

C- He got rejected from Horse Handling School!

“Mom, enough with the stories, I am just happy you are alive.” Luna drank her mother’s sweet, tasty, milk.

T and C- EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

G- They're all reuniting!

Still, it has been 2 days since her mom was pounced on, it felt like a zillion years. “But you need to come with me, Nico, Lumina, and other horses and foals we found including Misty. Pack your things.” Luna looked outside.

G- Horses don't have thumbs.

There were different horses and foals. It appears that they found an old chariot and horse armor from ancient romans dropped in the jungle. How strange. “Misty, Lumina, Nico, and Luna. Packed?” Autumn asked. “Packed.” They said.

J- With what?

Misty used her mouth to wash off the armor in a nearby lake. Misty put on silver armor, and Nico used fruit to color hers blue. They were frustrated that they didn’t have human hands. The clips they had to put onto the armor would have been SO much easier.

T- I daresay, I don't think ancient horse chariots would have clips!

“Arrrgh! W-Why can’t I just put on this stubborn CLIP!” Luna shouted quietly. “Here, I will do it, get into the chariot.” A horse with white spots said as she used the tip of her hoof to clip it on. As they were in the gold chariot, they were ready to go. “ON, MISTY AND NICO!”

C- "On Prancer and Vixen! Comet and Cupid and Donnor and Blitzen!"

Shouted a leopard with sparkling eyes. Starlift! Luna thought, excitedly. Misty and Nico trotted in through the jungle. Luna surprisingly loved the sound and feel of rocks bumping on the wheels that she hummed a song that would go with it. Bump-Back! Bump-back! 

T- Joel, I've never seen you hum like that! Bum- bACK! bum- BACK! bum-

Sounded the rocks.

T- Oh.

As she was humming, she stood up and bucked a tree with her hind legs and caught some cocoa beans. “What is your name? I am Gisten.” Said the horse with the white spots.

T- "Giz-ten"?

“I am Luna. Autumn is my mother.” “Autumn, ey? She is lucky to have such a rare foal.” Glisten said. Luna wasn’t sure if she was insulted or was complimented. “Um, thanks?” “Anytime.” Gisten said.

G- I don't think Autumn can give birth to Luna.

C- Well, she did.

Was it just Luna, or did Gisten have a smirk on her face?

(ALL make a "smirking" sound- "hmm!")

No, horses don’t smirk… do they? She couldn’t figure it out. There was a running black horse blazing after them. Uh-oh. It’s Black Rose! Luna thought. Starlift yelled. “FASTER, MISTY AND NICO! FASTER!”

C- (a la Nico or Misty) "I DON'T WANNA!"

  Nico and Misty ran and they lost her. “Stop! We need an extra horse!” Lumina yelled as Nico and Misty ran into a halt. “Perhaps Bolt.” Glisten suggested. A colt appeared with a blonde mane and was brown. Luna felt herself blush.

T- Now that's what I call STARSTRUCK!

“Are- are you Bolt?” Luna asked. “I sure am.” Said the colt.

J- (seductively, a la Bolt) "Neigh."

He used Nico’s fruit thing and dyed his armor red.

C- Why bond with each other when you could just... Color-code?

Glisten used her hoof again to put on the clip. “ONWARD!” Shouted Starlift. Then all of the horses on the front bolted forward. Luna then realized how much colts, horses, and foals were on the chariot with her! “That is a huge amount of horses, right Luna?” Lumina asked. “Uh.. yeah.” Luna said, not making eye contact.

G- That's a huge ride!

C and T- (as protesters) HORSES! WE! WANT! MORE! UBERS! THIS! IS! IN! SANE!

“There, our new home.” Autumn said as the chariot stopped, and there was an old horse stable that there was no master, no rules. Luna galloped toward the large stables and Autumn got Luna’s stuff and settled down at the stables. Luna looked at the armor and thought that all the horses can be guardians, or warrior horses.

J- And this is where the motivation gets rolling.

Plus, there is a cave with minerals nearby, so they can try to make it.

C- It's not ALL about fancy costumes, Luna. It's about skill.

As Lumina and Luna went into the foal part of the stables, they saw another foal who had hard hooves and had a black mane. “What is your name?” Asked Luna. “My master named me Blacksmith for my hard hooves. My mother named me Colt.” Said the foal.

T- Ooh! Can I try? Okay. "My creator named me Tom Servo. My father named me Tom Servo."

C- "My creator named me Crow T. Robot. My father named me-" hey!

T- Now it's not fun anymore!

“What is your mother’s name?” Asked Luna. “Black Rose.” Said Colt.

T- (a la Colt) "Also known as Miss Bossy Pants."

“Cool! You must have been in the same stables as me!” Luna said. “Cool! Hey, ever hear of Autumn?” “She is my mother!” Luna started to think that Colossus was right about her name. Illusions actually sounded pretty cool! “Hey, do you want to beg Glisten if we can start a warrior thing?” Luna asked.

J- (a la Luna) "Just for fun! It's not like there's responsibility or anything."

“Sure!” Said Colt as Lumina, Luna, and Colt ran to Glisten’s part of the stables.

C- Poor guy is absolutely traumatized.

T- Who?

Chapter 5

“Sure, that WOULD do good to the jungle.” Glisten said. “YAY!” Luna shouted.

C- Who died and made fricking GLISTEN the decider?

“We need a good name.” Lumina said. “What about The Horse Gallopers?!” Colt asked happily.

T- (a la Colt, in a Goofy voice) "Cuz we horses. And we gallop. EH-YUGH!"

“Good. I will get the foals training.” Glisten said.  I wonder whatever happened to Black Rose. Better not tell Colt - er Blacksmith? Whatever. Better not tell him the truth about his mother. 

G- Which is?

I know I’ll have to tell him eventua- Luna’s thoughts were interrupted by galloping hooves.

C- Horse Gallopers already?

 BLACK ROSE,  

C- Aww.

screamed Luna’s thoughts as a black horse came bolting toward Colt/Blacksmith. “COLT! My baby foal!” cried Black Rose skidded to a stop when she was close enough to nuzzle him. “MOM! I-I-I THOUGHT YOU WERE A GONER!” shouted Colt “Oh, Colt!” Black Rose cried. There was a human behind Black Rose and Colt. COLOSSUS.

J- (in a German Accent) "hello, my pretties!"

The horses then got their armor on. Luna and Lumina got their armor on, too. Colt and Black Rose had black spotted armor. Glisten said that she and Bolt will stay with Misty at the stable, since Misty was going to have a foal soon.

T- Wow, EVERYONE in this story gets around one way or another!

Autumn, Black Rose, and Nico got to go pull them away in the front. As all of the horses, colts, and foals went on, Colossus was running with what the horses called the horse chomper, (It was actually a net tied onto a chain.)

ALL- NOM NOM NOM.

and started throwing it at the horses. He got an idea. Then, an hour later, he came back with his very own horse, HAWKEYE. Hawkeye was a stallion that had a silver coat. “Oh, no! He’s gonna get us!” Luna cried. “Hi, my name is Marie. I am new here.” Said a white foal.

(All have scattered reactions, mainly laughter)

T- (trying not to break, a la Luna) "That's cool... Back to fighting for our lives..."

“Hi Marie, I am Luna. This is Lumina, and Colt.” Said Luna, dodging the horse chomper’s strikes. Marie was wearing no armor, so she fell off the chariot and got captured. “MARIE!” Luna shouted. “Ha! I shall name this horse: Clouds!”

C- What, because she's WHITE? Horses aren't even fluffy, stop trying!

Said Colossus. “My, it’s so good to name things, like YOU, Illusions!” Colossus pointed towards Luna.

C- I think Joel would be "Weirdy."

T- Or "Redsuit."

G- "papa."

J- Just Joel.

Marie tried to break free, but Hawkeye bucked her into a trailer that Hawkeye was tied to. Then, Colt got captured too. “Hello, Blacksmith!” Shouted Colossus. Soon, every single horse was captured except Luna, Autumn, Nico, and Black Rose.

T- That's a hella lotta horses! That Horse Chomper is HUGE!

Then, Luna found out Colossus wasn’t a stable keeper at all! He was a horse robber! He has been stealing horses!

J- How? We don't know.

Misty ran out of the stables with Bolt and Glisten and her foal that had a white coat with a brown head. The foal was named Hurricane. “QUICK HURRICANE! I know that you need about an hour to learn how to gallop,

C- It's that easy?

but - you know what!? I’m just going to CARRY YOU!” Misty neighed, panicking as she kneeled down so a very wobbly Hurricane could climb onto her back.

J- Wasn't even alive for five seconds and look what she's going through.

Misty made sure he was safe first, of course, and then, galloped away, along with her friends. “Come BACK!” roared Colossus, as he whipped Hawkeye to go faster. The horses could see a trail of blood trickling along his hunches. Oh, poor Hawkeye, struggling to impress his master, but just can’t run fast enough. That is so sad… though I need to focus on bigger, and more important AND more scary things right now, thought Luna, feeling sad for Hawkeye.

C- Context ruined. So close.

Then, out of nowhere, Starlift pounced on Colossus, knocking him RIGHT OFF OF HAWKEYE! Luna’s eyes went wide. STARLIFT! Yes, thought half of her mind, but the other half of her mind screamed, WHAT’S GONNA HAPPEN TO HAWKEYE!?  

T- He's gonna join the Avengers, stupid.

Then, Starlift turned around after completely knocking Colossus out, not knowing if he was dead or not. He seemed PRETTY  dead to Luna. Her stomach went a bit queasy as she turned to Hawkeye. She circled around him, watching his every move. “NO! MASTER!” Hawkeye shouted, galloping towards Colossus and forcing him onto his back. As Hawkeye galloped away, Glisten opened the trailer and all of the horses came galloping out. “It might be smart to look for a knight or something.” Lumina said. Just then, an injured but healthy Wendy came out of the forest.

ALL- We forgot she existed!

J- She's good at timing!

C- It's just like the Tonight Show!

Nico and Lumina ran towards their master. “OMG! HORSES! YES! I LOVE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU!” Shouted Wendy. “How OLD is that woman?” Asked Luna. “She is 19.” Said Lumina. “19! Wow!” Luna gawked. “Hey, can I stay with you guys? I need a place to stay. Say, I have a few friends that you guys might know.” Said Wendy. Then, Spirit and Bronco ran out into the field. “Misty! How is our foal?” Spirit asked. “You guys are MATES?” Shouted Luna. “Yes!” Said Misty.

ALL- Ohhhhh...

“That explains the brown head that Hurricane has.” Autumn said. Then, after Hurricane had learned to walk and talk on horse, Hurricane strode up to Luna, and whispered in her ear, “My mommy said that Colossus was pronounced DEAD!”

J- Can someone get the world records books? We have a horse who learned how to speak and walk in five sentences!

“Cool!” Luna said. A year later, in the meadow,

T- Oh! Yes! Carry on.

Wendy was sitting beside Luna on a cold night in the summer. “I am wondering about what to call you, Luna. I can’t believe that an American Quarter horse would give birth to a blue roan like you! There is this name that keeps on dancing in my head…” Wendy continued. “The horse that had a fiery tint on her coat that sleeps next to you is Cinder. I really like that name. What is your real name that you like? The master would have called you SOMETHING!” Wendy said softly. Oh, I know. Thought Luna.

C- (a la Luna) "Do I look like a Cindy to you?"

Illusions!

THE END!

J- Who are all those people?

C- I dunno... I dunno...

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