(everyone is standing around, hands clasped as Crow prays for them)
Crow: Our Torgo, who art in banana heaven, broken legged be thy name...
Emily: Preach, Crow.
Jonah: Woo!
Crow: Please give us strength through these really crappy stories as we venture onto our 160-page masterpiece of poo-piles.
Mike: Yes, beautiful.
Crow: The author is ugly, and so is the writing.
Lexsi: Oh, we're going there, okay.
Crow: Like, the writing is horrible.
Joel: Okay, Crow.
Tom: Really bad.
Crow: And I don't even know if we'll make it through alive with how putrid-
Mike: Okay.
Crow: -ass-paining-
Jonah: Alright, Crow.
Crow:- horrible, good-for-nothing-
Emily: We get it.
Crow: -god-awful-
Lexsi: (snapping) WE GET IT! (coughs) we get it.
Crow: Please give us all the strength in the world to think of something funny every five seconds while we read these, amen.
Others: Amen!
(Gizmonics)
George: Not too fast!
(SOL)
(all groan)
(Gizmonics)
George: look what I found (holds up two books) Some really god-awful stories I forgot to show you guys!
(SOL)
Emily: Can we not?
(Gizmonics)
George: We got Tigal. Classic... Then the third Wings of Flame book!
(SOL)
(everyone ad libs their frustrations, "GOD NO", etc.)
(Gizmonics)
George: Have fun with these final two crap writings before you turn into mindless zombies forever!
(SOL)
BEEP! BEEP!
ALL:WE GOT STORY SIGN!
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